notsmokinjo

Zip ya lip or zip ya gob = Shut up Woodya just zip ya lip Would you please be quiet (stop arguing)

X = 2.. Twofa (two-far) - means two for one.... as in Bunnings is havin a sale an its a twofa.... Bunnings is having a sale and its a two for one deal. (buy one get one free)

Switcheroo.... Switcheroo.... Sundee Slang Spectacualar... Under the weather ... to be sick.

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Noooo don't do it, vessel sinks are a wanky trend that it going to be over soon and it's going to age quicker than a 70's colour scheme or 80's glass bricks.

you wear it of course. Why is it always in the last place you look?

^^^ well at least its not a favourite thing for you. Yak's ball stew.

wigwam

All the best for the move. You have faced so much already, you will have this no problem.

Congratulations @TAMMYB9597 for being 5 months smoke free. To one of our newest members, sorry we missed your celebration on 28th. It would be great if you could pop into the introduction thread and tell us about yourself and your quit. 5 months is awesome, such a strong base for the rest of your life smoke free. Hope you did something to celebrate and reward yourself yesterday.

Awesome news Saz... and always best not to stroke out. @StewieTech hang in there, you are half way through the four days of hell... you have this my friend.

She's too busy eating all mum's roses. why would you take the shirt off someones back?

Congratulations @zenith for being smoke free for 2 months. Well done on being quit now for two months. You are doing such and awesome job of building you quit and keeping it. Would be great if you could pop in and let us know how you spoilt yourself to celebrate this fantastic achievement.

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^^ @Jenny bet the little fella could have gone the full 8 seconds if his dad had one of these...

Purple Unicorns... nope one asleep on the couch now.... Puppies that know how to behave ? ... it was a long night.

Morning Nopers did we all see the red moon.... so today is Milk chocolate day.... meh, only decent chocolate is dark... although after coating 200 truffles in chocolate over night I don't think I'd be into any chocolate day today. NOPE ... not today, not tomorrow, not ever, forever

I did find a Friday Stick..... OOOPs.... and then I did forgt to post it....

Just found this link so you can see what time is best to check out the moon depending on where you live in the world.... unfortunatley the North American's miss out on it completely and Japan only gets the start.. https://www.forbes.com/sites/trevornace/2018/07/26/lunar-eclipse-july-2018-peak-times-to-see-the-blood-moon-in-cities-across-the-world/#3add40e4ff15

@Wee fluffy me ... not sure if you will see read but in about 1hr 15mins I gunna see a blood red moon (or so they say)..... just popped the last of the sausage rolls into the oven.... checked the lunar eclips and its started.... but only just.... and guess wot... not a cloud in the sky.... so a bit excited.

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putting up with a puppy who is having a tantrum because he isn't allowed to taste the things in the kitchen.... I need a frick baby safety gate to keep them out of the kitchen and they can all jump the thing but so far none have tried that... Sarge just charges and head butts it until it collapses.... can't be outside because neighbours are partying and they were going spastic.... just waiting for the music to stop... although if its an eclipse party they'll but there all night.

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