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adhesive

Well I'm guessing that Fluffy doesn't stand a chance, what with the radio silence.

(how was it me that broke it? I was just walking past and it jumped off the side of it's own accord) sticks

Grund congratulations on 7 months quit! Keep up the good work.

Geranium Candour

(Aunt Bessie's is a make of prepared stuff, mainly for roast dinners) 2 cos I think the same thing about the first one, a single truth would be easier.

Laugh out loud On a packed train. Breaking wind, silent but violent or loud but odourless.

1 is the lie. Ironing is the one thing I do okay. 3 shouldn't have taken me this long but the family love aunt Bessie's You nailed it Jo!

(yes you did) Lesotho Without an N a cowboy film

Panto

Measure

evidence. Unfortunately superstition dictates, that every first born

Sorry was brushing my teeth, thought the toothpaste was tasting odd. L'Oréal are we worth it?

Right now, I will admit to being completely useless domestically, but which one of these shameful facts is actually a lie. 1. I only learnt to iron shirts properly in the last year. 2. I only learnt to operate our washing machine in the last year. 3. I only learnt to make Yorkshire pudding from scratch in the last year.

What happened here? Weren't you meant to wait for Weegie or Fluffy to answer as well?

Okay 1. I reckon could well be true. 2. Hmm maybe. 3. Definitely true kids get words mixed up with funny results. 2 is the lie

If someone has a 2:1 waiting to go, we can use it and hand back in 3 hours when she is online.

Despair Not, what an absolute star! Congratulations on your year free of the dreaded weed and keep that quit going. Celebrate well, you deserve it.

Surely you don't expect me to answer that. Okay, way back, the criminals got sent to Oz as punishment. Where there is proper sunshine, miles of coastline and a brilliant quality of life. My bloody ancestors had neither the imagination nor daring to get sent there! Or they just weren't dumb enough to get caught. Jo was just from the side of the family we never dare talk about. Not out of shame, just envy!

Oh Barry, Barry, Barry! This from the person who wasn't prepared to nail his colours to one mast! Come on, of the three, which one was it?

Bellerive Oval Without an L an English cricket ground

Yes there was a time when you would buy the Finger, not be given it. Simpler days back then!

That Bomb Pop is my kind of flavours