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Sorry... you are F UCKING AWESOME Ds!!!

You are AWESOME Ds!!!

"Simply put, because I found an excuse too" ... atleast you are keepin' it real. So listen...everyone has shit they go through in there life and you are going to continue to go through (stess, sadness, suckiness....etc etc etc)... you just have to be prepared to put "your plan" in motion when it happens again. Do you have a plan? Deep breathing exercises... walks... masturbation? If you do not have a plan...make one... cause it will happen. Let's get back in the game... smoking sucks... quitting smoking is hard and it sucks... but the other side... IT IS AMAZING. Keep on keepin on... this time... give yourself no choice... you are NOT going to smoke.

Turns out to be a fake and a liar.... why would you really think you could get away with a prostetic 3rd boobie.... some people are stupid.

Name that f cuking movie time... "Look at it! It's a once in a lifetime opportunity, man! Let me go out there and let me get one wave, just one wave before you take me in. I mean, come on man, where I am I gonna go? Cliffs on both sides! I'm not gonna paddle my way to New Zealand! Come on, compadre. Come on!"

I think you are right... plus I would be a prison bitch for sure...I am too cute and fluffy.

Why did you relapse?

I think that might be a good idea Ds. I am f ucking tired...I am f ucking grumpy and I am at my limit.... my f ucking limit. Have my earbuds in right now and minding my own f ucking business... but I am afraid I might be a f ucking ticking time bomb. That is just f ucking real talk.

Congrats on your awesome new quit. So...ofcourse it all goes away....but it is not a sprint (unfortunately.) I looked at it as being sick. Good Lawd it sucked to be sick... but when you feel better...life is good. When you quit smoking and you realize you have beat it... It is AMAZING! Do in a couple of days you are going to stay with a smoker... that is a hard spot to put yourself in so early...but not impossible. Stay strong....don't let your guard down (i.e. drinking) If you get through staying somewhere where there are smokes readily available and you don't not break... you quit will be twice as strong as it is now.... Trust. Keep on keepin on.

2 years is da bomb...congrats 5/0.

Starch Proteins

He was never... "All In".

17... nice Action Jackson.

I can smell someone smoking several cars in front of me at a stop. I can even sometimes smell the car in front of me smoking...when we are going. To be honest...I still like it. Different strokes for different folks.

Today might just be the f ucking day.

Couple of cakes.... DAMN!!! Ok... we will work on that next :D You are doing great!!!!!!!!!! Just hold on..and keep moving forward.. only forward... life is about to be bombdigity!!!

So I complain quite often about this f ucking hairy sac that sits next to me at work...so you don't think I am just a f ucking arsehole...here is what she just f ucking said to me. "There was 3 people shot today at a UPS facility".... "Glad it was not at my UPS facility".... "is that selfish" Really...f ucknut... yeap you suck perfectly good f ucking air that someone useful could be using.

You only live once.... live it the good way.

Seattle? Who the hell takes pictures of a fish market if you aren't in Seattle?

F ucking conference room! Or f ucking comfortable! Or f ucking peaceful! Carry on.

Where the f uck did the sober chick go to?

Laura...where you at?

Woof Woof.

Yes...you seem crazy... but the good kind o' crazy.

Welcome and congrats on your awesome quit. Stay on your toes.... you can't poop flowers and unicorns all the time. Keep on keepin on.