Would double sided tape be a bit gentler? 

Would he go for a nail gun?

How about a crown instead?

Are long flowing robes not enough these days? 

I dunno I thought you were rocking your budgie smugglers on the Lido Deck. So how do you like your deck chair?

I'm looking at it with suspicion. Do you think I'll manage to get my arse of the deckchair again if I park myself there? 

Will you be drinking with ya pinky out?

Do you know a better way of showing my immense class than drinking with my pinkie out? 

How about following an awesome footy team like Southampton...doesn't that just scream class?

Is a Southampton footy team as classy as a Southern USA footy team winning 

the M.L.S. Cup?  Yay Atlanta United!!! ⚽️

Does it depend on the colour of their kit?

 

What was my skool thinking with purple skirts and green t-shirts for netball? ?

I'll bet that you wore it with pride at the time?

Do you think they had the same suppliers as my school which opted for olive blazers with beige dresses that were see through after 4 washes?

Did the boys also wear see-thru clothes?

Do you think it would help women if men wore see through clothes? 

Would they have see through boxers or jocks?

Do you think it would be too distracting? 

Wouldn't it leave nothing to the imagination?

Wouldn't it depend on the imagination?

But then wouldn't we be setting ourself up for disappointment?

Isn't disappointment good for you development or is that just what Leafs supporters tell their kids?

Are the leaf supporters, tree huggers? 

Are all tree huggers vegans?

What's a leafs supporter?