What do you want to talk about?

Let's talk about sex baby, let's talk about you and me? ❗

Really? 

What the hell are you two up to?

I'm pretty sure a lady would never tell. Don't you think I'm a lady?

What else would I think?

Would you mind if i said... we miss you and love you @beazel  and a merry Christmas and a happy New year when it comes.. xx ?

Edited December 31, 20187 yr by Wee fluffy me

Hi Wee Me!! Miss you guys too!!!! Are you ready for a new smoke free year?

Hell yeah.. How's life treating you my dear friend..?

 

I'm  just about to go into work but you've made my day xx

I'm good. Will you have tons of fun at work?

What does fun at work mean? 

Is it a day off?

If work was fun wouldn't it be play?

If your a pro sport star isn't play really work?

It probably started out that way?

Isn't it because you have superior talent to preform?

But isn't it only soccer players who act?

Soccer players act?

Isn't that what they do when they roll around injured until the magic spray comes out?

They have magic spray?

The soccer players roll around on the ground clutching their injured body part and the man runs out with his bag or tricks, rummages around, pulls out the spray, sprays the leg (over the sockes even) and they get up and run off as if nothing was wrong for the last 5 minutes. That's magic spray isn't it?

Can I get some of that?

Would you spray your hubby all over? 

Waste it on my hubby?

Do you think it would make my jelly belly disappear?