July 3, 201412 yr https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=W4cmlcnalT0 Wiley I don't get it, it just beeps and says censored?????? What am I missing or am I just stupid lol x
July 4, 201412 yr After two solid days of running around like r2d2 and sicknotes dropping like flies around me - what I really want to walk into at 5pm friday is my ex husband and ex in laws sitting chilling in my ******* kitchen?! Apparently down for a visit and haven't seen me for a while... Fooking marvellous. Wine o clock. Family party tomoz too, it's been a while since I was in the presence of both parents trying to smiling assasin style insult each other without being noticed... Double bloody win. I now officially hate these fuc*king cats, not slept well in over two days. My 4 year old has a high temp and having nightmares, my 8 year old having some sort of 3 year old tantrum at 4am when her cup wouldn't close. Cats running round like fooking looneys. Fu*k my life, whhhhyyyyyyyyyy!!!
July 5, 201412 yr After two solid days of running around like r2d2 and sicknotes dropping like flies around me - what I really want to walk into at 5pm friday is my ex husband and ex in laws sitting chilling in my ******* kitchen?! Apparently down for a visit and haven't seen me for a while... Fooking marvellous. Wine o clock. Family party tomoz too, it's been a while since I was in the presence of both parents trying to smiling assasin style insult each other without being noticed... Double bloody win. I now officially hate these fuc*king cats, not slept well in over two days. My 4 year old has a high temp and having nightmares, my 8 year old having some sort of 3 year old tantrum at 4am when her cup wouldn't close. Cats running round like fooking looneys. Fu*k my life, whhhhyyyyyyyyyy!!! Wow …. Now I see why you don't think the cussing dog's video is legit enough for this thread. :P
July 5, 201412 yr Marti, you life sounds like it would make a good tv show. I'd watch it. Seriously though. Chin up, this too shall pass. Deep breaths ( or big sighs) tend to keep me from going bananas. Sending positive vibes your way!
July 5, 201412 yr Wow …. Now I see why you don't think the cussing dog's video is legit enough for this thread. :P Legit my friend and sounds unny - off to hunt it down :) Nothing should be based on my bat shit crazy existence lol.
July 5, 201412 yr Ava it's not the first time someone has said I should try and turn it into a comedy show lol. Two ex boyfriends of mine actually came looking for me at varying points as they were fair sure I would have lost the plot and ended up in a funny farm or just killed the lot or something haha. You know the funny thing, I would love to live in a bubble and just be a happy hippy but all this nuts shit always seems to happen lol. Family of fuckwits?! Anyway happy cussing time Inspired a cousin to quit at crazy family party today!! Man I am the dogs bollocks at sucking people into quitting and I am so excited for him and his new life. Dad was not at party, thank fu*k ... mum was super bored with no one to insult haha.
July 5, 201412 yr Marti, you life sounds like it would make a good tv show. I'd watch it. Seriously though. Chin up, this too shall pass. Deep breaths ( or big sighs) tend to keep me from going bananas. Sending positive vibes your way! It would be a great TV show if Tracey, Stu, and Bakon were her neighbors. :P
July 8, 201412 yr Completely fu cking weirded out! A guy who quit on the voldemort site, 2 days before me has spent the weekend just gone smoking. We connected and added on facebook etc. I was still trying to pep talk him when my mum was well ill, I didn't want to let him down. Now I've had to cancel my plans for the weekend with my old smokes and the little ceremony I'd planned and give them away and ask a friend to burn them for me as I keep over thinking! Why the ******* hell this has made me think again I don't know! I was/am fine not smoking. stupid bastard of an addiction! I just get better and then something comes along and knocks me again. But hey I can't be tempted cause de nada here :) I'm happier with that at least and gonna go out for dinner with my man. Our official anniversary yesterday. F U C K you smoking, never ever again!!!
July 8, 201412 yr I am not moving to an island where the toughest thing is marti. Would be fun to wrestle her though.
July 8, 201412 yr Hey this is the closest I ever come to whinging :) I'm an ex pub landlady though, actually am pretty tough lol. Was more a weaver then a wrestler ;) Mind you, bit fatter since the quit haha. I'm thinking of actually just creating my own swearing thread!!
July 8, 201412 yr Author Completely fu cking weirded out! A guy who quit on the voldemort site, 2 days before me has spent the weekend just gone smoking. We connected and added on facebook etc. I was still trying to pep talk him when my mum was well ill, I didn't want to let him down. Now I've had to cancel my plans for the weekend with my old smokes and the little ceremony I'd planned and give them away and ask a friend to burn them for me as I keep over thinking! Why the ******* hell this has made me think again I don't know! I was/am fine not smoking. stupid bastard of an addiction! I just get better and then something comes along and knocks me again. But hey I can't be tempted cause de nada here :) I'm happier with that at least and gonna go out for dinner with my man. Our official anniversary yesterday. F U C K you smoking, never ever again!!! As far as your friend relapsing, you gotta know you are only responsible for your own quit You can help and support but you are not responsible and you cannot save or stop people, I know it's close to the marrow hun but your top priority is your own quit so stop feeling bad about your friend it's sad yes, disappointing yes but your fault NO! hopefully he will jump back on Go enjoy your ******* dinner ;) xxxx
July 8, 201412 yr stupid f ucking cousin-in-law has gotten his ass in trouble again for drinking and of course is probably going to run (again) the idiot is 40 years old and he has spent more time in jail than out in his lifetime it is the same old same old all because he has to have alcohol .......(he has 9 duis in his history) they let him out he does ok as long he is on paper once he is close to being done or free he f ucks it up and drinks and of course gets caught.......not surprised that it happened but for the love of god how many times do you have to make the same mistakes over and over and not learn from them....part of the problem is he blames other things for his problems, his parents died or the cops are picking on him or whatever wawa bullshit reason he can come up with......I am just venting because he has caused my husband so much unneeded irritation over the years that it is ridiculous ....he told my hubs that he was thinking of running last week and hubs told him whatever but dont ex[ect him to lie for him he is not going to do that to that his cuz asked if he was mad at him hubs said no but he is dissappointed in him. He is a complete and utter idiot he could have straightened his ass out this time and he was on his way (went back to school for welding) but no he has to keep falling back into his old ways dumbass! There I got it out now I am done. There are others reasons that he is an idiot but I will not get into them here. update on dumbass cousin he is in jail SURPRISE SURPRISE! NOT! He obviously didnt run too far lol
July 8, 201412 yr update on dumbass cousin he is in jail SURPRISE SURPRISE! NOT! He obviously didnt run too far lol I am real sorry for your family frez. It sounds really hard work and I genuinely feel for you all. xx
July 8, 201412 yr well now they let him out on huber sigh he keeps getting away with crap .......his sister got hit the other day by a drunk driver on her bike (she is fine minus some road rash) but could have been a lot worse you think he would get a clue but no he is a dumbass!
July 11, 201412 yr So I'm reading a nurses documentation about a patient and she writes "patient has pu$$y drainage" Ummmmm. How about "purulent drainage" or "pus coming from wound" SMH
July 11, 201412 yr lol at the silliness of that honestly think about your nurses note before you write sound it out if you have to
July 11, 201412 yr So I'm reading a nurses documentation about a patient and she writes "patient has pu$$y drainage" Ummmmm. How about "purulent drainage" or "pus coming from wound" SMH I just threw up in my mouth!!! .... I mean F*cking mouth. Gotta keep with the theme of the thread. F*ckers.
July 11, 201412 yr I just threw up in my mouth!!! .... I mean F*cking mouth. Gotta keep with the theme of the thread. F*ckers. Splitting my sides....
July 12, 201412 yr Spanish swearing for beginners: - Sh*t, poop..........Mierda (mee-ar-dah) - f.*.c.k...............Joder (ho-there) - Alternatives to "f.*.c.k"..................... coño (co-gno), me cago en todo (meh-cawuen-tor) - Motherf**ker......Hijo de puta (eeeeehor de poo-tah) - Ar**hole........... Gilipollas (he-li-po-jaz) Please do not feel afraid to request my assistance to enlighten you should you wish to learn more of this old and poetic language of mine :girl_wink:
July 12, 201412 yr Spanish swearing for beginners: - Shit, poop..........Mierda (mee-ar-dah) - f.u.c.k...............Joder (ho-there) - Alternatives to "f.u.c.k"..................... coño (co-gno), me cago en todo (meh-cawuen-tor) - Motherfucker......Hijo de puta (eeeeehor de poo-tah) - Arsehole........... Gilipollas (he-li-po-jaz) Please do not feel afraid to request my assistance to enlighten you should you wish to learn more of this old and poetic language of mine :girl_wink: This comes in handy! :D
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