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Stupidest reason on earth to take a long arse boring walk... see that wall I just painted lets watch it dry, way more entertaining with the subtle colour changes as the moisture evaporates during the drying process, there are also some chemical interactions with the oxygen in the air we can discuss.  <--- see paint drying, way more interesting than golf.

 

So why doesn't a watched pot boil?

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Because you're suppose to be watching the water in the pot not the pot. The pot will never boil

 

How many people lost money betting that The sun will come out tomorrow?

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Heaps cos a cute little ranga told 'em it was a sure bet and they bought into her evil ranga plan and then bet the farm not realisin that tomorrow never comes.

 

Why doesn't tomorrow ever come?

 

(suspect two English gents who are really teenage boys are gunna be spewin they missed this one)

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Because a ball would just roll down and they're made from ticky tacky because tacky ticky didn't sticky

 

Why does a big toe look like a thumb?

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Yes, a rigged boxing fight or a lawsuit caused by a fall can result in a lucrative fall that's anything but free

 

Do they call it a pew because of the people sitting next to you?

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