Is it ever too young to start preparing kids for Tarantino movies?

 

Is this the way to Amarillo?

As long as you stay on highway 40 you'll eventually get there

 

Can you fix stupid?

Can I fix what dumbass? And there's no need for the insults.

 

What are those voices in my head?

Those aren't so much voices as grunts from your early days as a caveman

 

Would it be weird if I wore two different shoes out in public?

um... why would that be wierd?

 

How many carrots do you need to eat to turn orange?

 

 

im halfway through a sack  I will let you know when it happens.

 

Is it true Cannibals don't eat clowns coz they taste funny ?

Yep and they don't eat people from Chile cos they too spicy.

 

Why doe mares and does eat oats but little lambs eat ivy?

 

 

A Kidll eat ivy Too

 

Wouldn't You ?

Depends where she's been.

 

Is Ivy out of your league?

Oh hell yeah... I would be like an alien species.

 

Isn't a diamond in the rough just a lump of coal?

Yeah aren't they the best, a little bit dirty with the potential to be hot?

 

Who holds the key?

If its to the doughnuts, me!! 

 

 

Who ate all the pies ?

Not this week... the Pies ate the Bombers this week.

 

What's happened to the 'hot' Dogs?

They got a wee bit chilli..!!

 

 

Who wee'd in the pool ?

who didn't at least once in their lives.

 

Do i need to have another kid cos mines too cool to watch kids shows at the movies with me?

Can't you just grab a random one off the street bout same age that's what I would do..??

 

 

How often should one prune the shrubbery?

you girls should trim your big bushes frequently.

 

Can you buy a complete chess set in a pawn shop ?

Generally no you can't however sometimes you may get lucky, especially at night, to find a knight there.

 

 

What's the big deal?

The biggest bestest deal is Ask a stupid question and you get a free stupid answer.

 

If something goes without saying why do people say it ?

 

 

Cos they like the sound of their own voice..

 

Why is one never enough...?

 

 

 

You're asking a bunch of addicts why one is never enough!

 

Why does christmas have 12 days?

Because 13 would be unlucky.

 

Why is it bad luck to hang a horse shoe upside down..

Because all the blood would rush to the horses head, then it would be sick on an innocent passer by, obviously..!!

 

 

 

Why is it so hard to find a needle in a haystack..?

 

 

 

 

 

You're looking in the wrong haystack

 

Is it true that one man's trash is another man's treasure?

Hell yeah, I'm always finding treasure when I midgie raid? (aka raid the tip/dump.).

 

 

Why is captain sensible so happy..?