May 9, 20188 yr 11 hours ago, jillar said: Fluffy is that you? Despite my god like characteristics, I choose to not interfere with primitive species. How great is it being delusional? Edited May 9, 20188 yr by Sslip
May 9, 20188 yr I don't know what your talking about slippy now I'm away to sit on my throne and polish my crown whilst my servants peel my grapes.. ? Why do my weans think I'm buttoned up the back..?
May 9, 20188 yr Because there's no zipper would be my guess What's up with guys in the South still wearing mullets?
May 10, 20188 yr They really wish they were Aussie Bogans but a mullet is the nearest they will ever get. How come yanks drive on the wrong side of the road?
May 10, 20188 yr For the same reason Aussies do. If two wrongs don't make a right, what two things don't make a left?
May 10, 20188 yr Why two rights silly. (but 3 right would) What I want to know is if two negatives make a positive and a wrong is a negative and a right is a positive how the hell is it that two wrongs don't make a right? Edited May 10, 20188 yr by notsmokinjo
May 10, 20188 yr Umm... creatively, with some psychedalic lighting maybe, and little dancing mushrooms riding on the backs of sparkly unicorns.. oh wait, high not tripping... "pass the chips man" <- will that work? How do you make your brownies special?
May 10, 20188 yr I spose not. Don't you think its kinda stalker creeperish that your shadow always follows you around?
May 10, 20188 yr I hear nosink, i see nosink.... no wait... yes I hear the little voices in my head too. How many roads must a man travel down?
May 10, 20188 yr The answer my friend is blowin in the wind Why are some things so stupid they're funny?
May 10, 20188 yr umm... cos otherwise no dutch ovens. If peanuts aren't really nuts then does that mean that pineapples aren't really apples?
May 11, 20188 yr Wait, are you saying peanuts AREN'T nuts?!!!! And of course PINEapples are apples. They just grow on different types of trees. Since we're talking fruit, why is grapefruit not the taste nor color of grapes?
May 21, 20188 yr For the same reason grape jelly tastes and looks nothing like grapes? Is it weird to feel slightly uncomfortable eating a banana in public?
May 21, 20188 yr Depends on what you're aching for. If it's a new car I would think a week easy..... How did Dorothy and Toto survive that tornado?
May 21, 20188 yr do you believe it was magic... What would have happened if Dorothy didn't follow the yellow brick road, because really, doesn't matter how nice a grown up is, no teenage girl is gunn listen to anything they say?
May 21, 20188 yr I dunno I tryin to find some numbnuts named Wally Did Fernando ever hear the drums? (Where's Waldo is called Where's Wally in Aus)
May 21, 20188 yr Nah he was playing with his rifle in his hand. At least they thought it was his rifle. Was the dancing Queen a real gay ?
May 21, 20188 yr From my experience, all gays are real If there was a fourth stooge what would the three stooges be called?
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