June 23, 201610 yr The sun will come out tomorrow! How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?
June 23, 201610 yr none because you are not going to have one Do slugs negotiate when to hang out on my kitchen floor so I will step on them in the dark ?
June 23, 201610 yr They get lonely.... Why did the flowers in my hanging basket die...as soon as my neighbour said...mmm I see you've tried to make a basket
June 25, 201610 yr Because she poisoned your flowers with her poison tongue. Why won't my washer repairman show up ?
June 25, 201610 yr Because he's lost his spanner... Why does it take me forever to peel a easy peel tangerine..
June 27, 201610 yr because your holding it the wrong way, 'orange' you? [that's my answer and next question, too]
June 27, 201610 yr (are the pun police on duty ? ) :P It's a tangerine, fgs, that hasn't been trained to peel itself. Orange you glad you asked ? When will my expectations about things get closer to reality ?
June 28, 201610 yr toenails shouldn't be far away. It's all about position. If your legs are not behind your ears where they belong....well......might be quite a reach. more rhetoric...will my fix-it guy actually fix it today ?
June 30, 201610 yr If he doesn't...I'll come do it for you... Will Ted ever let me through the empty Amazon box away.?
July 3, 201610 yr Only when you decide to make the decision for him. Is it a sign of mental health that I am so darn happy doing laundry ? or not ?
July 6, 201610 yr Yes unless your mopping the floor at the Same time... Will I ever stop needing my big girl panties ?
July 6, 201610 yr yes, you won't need big girl panties when we are all gone to The Upper Room or wherever. Not a comforting thought, I'm afraid. why won't these beautiful shrimp peel themselves ?
July 7, 201610 yr Because that would be stripping..and they are shy.. Is there a thing called the sun ?...
July 8, 201610 yr yes, it shines all day on good little boys and girls :P why don't people act right ?
July 12, 201610 yr No, your Bush will just get shaggier and shaggier and shaggier until it trips you up and that will be sad. Do I have Malaria, Dengue Fever or, do I just need a nap ?
July 20, 201610 yr It's a posh way of saying panda... Woke up this morning with werrzel gummage hair.can this be sexy look...
March 1, 20188 yr As long as you're not worried about getting back up! Do good fences REALLY make good neighbors?
March 1, 20188 yr No that's age - you need neighbours who can't be mischevious any more. If the highest pizza delivery on land was to mt kilimanjaro, does that mean mt kilimanjaro is in california?
March 2, 20188 yr Don't know but I bet it was diamond cut. Do the sticks have a secret pact to continuously play flippin chicks n sticks tennis with me cos I'm a drongo who jus keeps freakin postin pointlessly?
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