Anyone understand Smarti completely? I get about two thirds of her dialect.

 

Meathead is hard to understand too, but only to normal thinking.

 

DD is slightly twisted

 

Doorbell is easy as its usually some horny idea.

 

Sgt is simple

 

Bat is a simpleton.

 

Burritto is a mess at times, but good figuring out 4/5th of his crap.

 

Pimp was easy, he just want laid.

 

Petra and the dirty feet gang are best for me to figure out.

 

Babs and Nancy are easy, to understand, and I hear Babs is also easy in back seat.

 

Duck and Pilot I am still figuring out.

 

Bigfoot is no problem.

 

But then there is evil-lyn. She is usually ok, then she throws out some ramblings, then gets back on track, then spouts more jibberish, then back to normal for bit longer..

 

Who make you wonder what the f they are saying?

Urmmmm the op :)

Glad I am 'easy' :good:

Your charm is as disarming as ever Porky.

 

Back from your little ride I take it?

missed you bakon

 

:)

Yep....horney as ever....!!!!!

I also understand Ginger quite well. Secret egg

The cat people are strange when they get on the subject of boxshitters but mostly ok

Meathead is hard to understand too, but only to normal thinking.

 

I have to reread everything Bakon posts at least once :)

Give 'im a perfectly good language and look what he does with it! Mental, innit!

Slightly twisted? Nope.. Completely twisted ;)

Quite funny, over here I have to speak the queens English(when I can remember it ;))to be understood,if I slip into my local lingo/cosmopolitan/common tongue they all look at me like I'm speaking Martian or something

 

I have come to learn rez mom hasn't understood a word I said if she nods her head lol

I love the term "boxshitters" so much.

Bakon -  My feet are clean and gorgeous!  Perhaps you would have gotten this straight if you had stopped to see them with your own eyes. 

 

However..... you choose to ride through Denver and skip my feet all together. 

 

It's cool though.  What-evs.  I ain't mad or nuthin.

I stopped and waited. Then left crying after an hour

Bakon -  My feet are clean and gorgeous!  Perhaps you would have gotten this straight if you had stopped to see them with your own eyes. 

 

However..... you choose to ride through Denver and skip my feet all together. 

 

It's cool though.  What-evs.  I ain't mad or nuthin.

 

it's okay though....because my son's next assignment is guess where!???  Colorado Springs baby!!  and I'm going to visit him...  :)

it's okay though....because my son's next assignment is guess where!???  Colorado Springs baby!!  and I'm going to visit him...  :)

Depending on which side of Colorado Springs you are on, I am 45-60 minutes away.  We definitely have to meet up!!!  I can drive down there easily.  

Around when are you coming?  

He doesn't go until February do probably in August next year

He doesn't go until February do probably in August next year

Keep me posted. :)  If you are here for more than an hour (Bakon!!!), I'm sure we can make something work. :)

I will come too and we can have a bakon sandwich with Petra and babs bread

I can direct that short film

I can direct that short film

 

...very, very short...

but fun for all