November 13, 201411 yr Char Woman here. Fellas, fellas, fellas. This job brought me to tears today. First, there were dozens of yowling feral cats circling the joint, some jumped up, scratching my legs (and drawing Blood !) completely ruining a new pair of silk nylons. Then pieces of your Lego Mansion got terribly caught up in your Hoover It had to be taken apart. I took it to the garage next door and a very nice man fixed it for me. He is the one under the car here on the dolly, don't know who that fancy broad is (probably one of the knitting crew). Poor REZ. Y'all gotta do something with him. He was passed out with a photo of Tracey stuck to his lips and loose legos impaled into his feet. Calamine Lotion was Everywhere. I had to work around him and Buddy The Dog (who was very afraid with all the felines licking on the windows). To top it all off, I couldn't get into the newly decorated/desecrated parlor because of some art installation....can't begin to describe the crazy in there but, on the roof ! OMG Look, for the whole world to see ! You can see how BAT got so tangled ! Thank you so much for my pay raise, I surely earned it this week. Y'all are most generous and I will keep my promise to keep my trap shut. Until next week, Char Woman
November 14, 201411 yr Dear Fellas, Thank you for offering to pay for any damage I incurred from Thursday. You are so kind. So fair. So generous. Here are the receipts for my new silk hosiery and A Week in Paris to ease the bite of it. Merci, Char
November 15, 201411 yr http://youtu.be/vIJTnSUup1E Aww don't worry....your sis is here to help you clean up the man cave...
November 15, 201411 yr Thank you, Good Sister, Please do keep your keen eye on their palatial Pied a Terre for me. I should be back from Paris by next week, in time to remind you what you learned about suction from that door-to-door Hoover Salesman. Au Revoir, mon ami Char
November 16, 201411 yr Now all the cleaning is done....I've changed my clothes..... Hope the guys like the new dance I've just thrown together..... Them dam snakes.....slippery little devils..... See you soon sister.... Xxxxxx
November 16, 201411 yr Who left this dam pole in the way...mmmmm While I'm hangin about waitin for the sister to get back...I'll just try a few moves....
November 17, 201411 yr Things are looking up in the man cave... I wonder when the women will realise that we only let them in here for our amusement?! :rolleyes:
November 18, 201411 yr I had to wait a few seconds to make sure she wasn't dead. You think she was told much, "HEY, DONT MOVE!!" ?
November 21, 201411 yr http://youtu.be/nbfBQw3veF8 Ok guys I'll give the place a good clean....before its left empty...... Carnt leave it dirty......then I'm out of here.....
November 23, 201411 yr http://youtu.be/nbfBQw3veF8 Ok guys I'll give the place a good clean....before its left empty...... Carnt leave it dirty......then I'm out of here..... Holy smokes mammy!
November 25, 201411 yr http://youtu.be/nbfBQw3veF8 Ok guys I'll give the place a good clean....before its left empty...... Carnt leave it dirty......then I'm out of here..... Okay, I'm staying :P
November 26, 201411 yr Looks like things are getting out of control in the bat cave again. Ladies, let me know if the boyz need punishing....
November 26, 201411 yr Getting the table ready for a lovely Thanksgiving meal tomorrow with my comrades in our new ladies clubhouse!
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