sgt.barney

Where you hiding, Juan? EZPZ

Sarge assures you: If you can't be honest ... you can't be quit. "Dignity" or not. EZPZ. And so ... you understand ... EZPZ.

The car crash was incidental / inconsequential to your relapse. You were already looking for an excuse to smoke ... and you found it. EZPZ

Where you been, Juan?

Mind over Matter ==> If you don't mind ... it don't matter. EZPZ

No you're not Juan. You think you have a hard time but you don't. Just imagine: twice weekly Chemo treatment ... breathing from a tube up your nose fed by some Oxygen concentrator. An hour or so baking your internal organs under the Radiation Emitter. Wasting away on a Terminal Diagnosis with mere months to live.. That's a hard time. A. Real. Hard. Time. This? This is nothing. NOTHING. EZPZ

ALL of them. The Sarge has NOT SMOKED every last cigarette manufactured, world wide, since he quit. Each and every one. Everywhere. ALL of them. EZPZ

The FIRST PLACE to start is to both understand AND acknowledge that the above is a lie. "I had to smoke". No. You did not have to. You wanted to. If you can't start there - complete honesty. Drop the excuses. Drop the lies. If you can't start there you have no hope. You will never be successful as long as you type and think things like the above drivel. EZPZ.

Randomly tossed the rest of the pack out the window on the commute home from work ( go ahead - arrest Sarge ... he littered ... ) and haven't looked back since. Unplanned. Unforseen randomness. Sarge admits to thinking about it for months prior (due to a bad Doc Visit (High blood pressure, high cholesterol, pre-diabetic - ( all the metabolic and health/lifestyle bullshit we're free to change but rarely do)), but it just sorta ... happened ... completely at random one otherwise un-noteworthy day on the ride home from work. It's been 8 years. It'll be a lifetime to go ... EZPZ

The Hardest Part, barre none, is deciding: "It's Time To Quit ==> NOW " ... All the rest is pretty easy. EZPZ

Because : Addiction. Duh ?!? <boggle> It's kinda the WholeIssue™ with this thing, right? EZPZ

What the ****, Juan? EZPZ

Sarge would suggest you stop looking for an external "cause" to blame It was you that "caused" you to have a smoke. You and only you. You wanted a smoke ... so you had one. Why did you want one? Because you are an addict. Nothing more. Nothing less. You. EZPZ

Two groups of people tell The Big Fat Lie: Successful Quitters: Boy that was THE HARDEST THING I ever did. I'll never do that again ... Failed Quitter: Shit, that was TOO DAMNED HARD. I'll never make it. Don't believe 'em, folks. Quitting is as easy or as hard as you choose to make it. It is, indeed, a choice. You can choose to embrace The Suck and be happy about it ... ... or you can fight it the whole way and live a life of difficult misery. The Suckage Level is gonna be high at times for all of us. It's what makes us addicts. The Big Choice is in how we react and keep drivin' on to The Goal. We can make it easy on ourselves. We can make it hard on ourselves. It's as easy or as hard as we make it. EZPZ

American Association of Retired Persons. Yes.

Yeah ... first "The Letter" from AARP for Sarge's official "Too Old For This Shit Discount Card" came earlier in the week ... Now this from Phillip Morris ... EZPZ

We can't help you. No one can. Only you can help you. When you know this, you will be quit for good. Sarge wonders if you will ever know this. EZPZ

"Plans" for quitting are generally code for "procrastination." "I can't quit until I've got my Magic Plan in place ... " Just quit now. EZPZ

Try dreaming about running downhill next time. It'll be easier . EZPZ

Sarge got the ol' "has anyone talked to you about <ominous pause> ... Periodontal Disease ... yet ...???" from the dentist one day. For years they tracked the receding of the gums. Deep cleaning / planing (horrible procedure) Imminent surgery forthcoming ... the one where they slice your gums back, peel 'em away from the teeth so they can clean the roots ... And then Sarge quit smokin. Within a year and a half, all signs of active gum disease disappeared. Receded gums will never regenerate. Bone loss is permanent. But no sign of disease and no progression in the better part of a decade since quitting. You can stop gum disease in its tracks if you quit, folks. Sarge is living proof. EZPZ

It's been a week. Where ya been, Juan? EZPZ

Sarge knew by the end of his second day he would never smoke again. The first day? Not so much. EZPZ.

You will go through the same old bullshit you went through last time. That's why it is advisable to quit once, and only once. You will never be as relaxed as you will be once you've broken the monkey on your back. EZPZ.

If one is walking in the middle of railroad tracks it is suicide. Nothing more. Nothing less. Suicide. The only question is was it intentional or not. Did he do it on purpose or was it accidental. In either case ... it is his fault, not yours. You did not kill that individual. He killed himself. EZPZ P.S. : Smoking won't help.