notsmokinjo

Encino Man...

Yep Pork Chop I am. Aussie all the way, here is a prize for you ?. Today in Melbourne we are expecting 29degC and I'm gunna be stuck in an office listening to the Beatles on the left if me and guitars on the right of me... But fear not, footy tonight.

NOPE... And happy fridee one an all

Zealots.. Their fun to goad.

Orange cream roses

Noodles

Wishbone

Isn't it the middle of a circle?, let me just check my GPS.... How many carrots do ta need to eat to see in the dark?

1 ?

Do you think it could get its own postcode?

Oh Mister Hart. What a mess!

True.. Little cousins, friends kids.. TNP has been pinged by the speed camera (had a speeding ticket)

A double cone icecream.. Rock sea salt and caramel and macadamia.... Tonight. When was the last time you thought shlt my life doesn't suck.

Argh don't yellit

??We are Geelong, the crapest team of all. We are Geelong we can not kick the ball...? (?Blues 3pts down at 3/4 time... Tiges win by 26....I hate tigers) What was the last live sport you attended

Do you think its my baby dog who's farts could strip paint?

The Eyes are the gateway to the soul.

Wafflestomper

Vroom

Or good anal

Thought a clean break was better

@Sslip @jillar @beazel we have had a makeover cos we are all big fat liars... And we were running out of truths.

Already done me China.

Let them eat cake.