notsmokinjo

-5 Don't worry mate it'll be in the last place she looks, plus I hung it on the back of the front door last night.

Ovaltinies

-5.... Soon... Gotta feed the boys, and decide if I'll take Sarge with me... Besides the kid's faffen about cos she can't find her glove.

Rum

Out comes Sadie the Cleaning Lady I put in some ribbons an bows

-4

I'm pretty sure I'm a certified genius so I don't think I can be the daftest do you?

-4

Are there silly games to play?

-3

So clearly no trips down under yet for uncle travellin Max.... Its a requirement of Visa that all POM's cop a sunburn or 2 when they visit.

-3

Its gunna be a stinka today so the younguns fer sure will make me catch, just checked the plate blue and he's a fucken soft co(k prick so I reakon if I have some cabbage an beans for breaky an some dimmies at the clubrooms before the game something good can come from catching. (Optional translation service: Its going to be really hot today. The younger girls in my team don't like to play catcher in the heat so it is likely they will make me do it. I have checked who will be umpiring the game and I don't like him so I am going to eat foods likely to produce flatulence.)

-3

I think it works with the Lads too wee me. Why would ya eat Heinz when ya could ave SPC?

-2... Omg Slips wot the, we were kicken your ar5e.... I can Neva sleep again :(

-14

Can't Kill Sisters

-14

Jeans

-16

Ginger Fluff Sponge

-16

Is he a chicken?

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