notsmokinjo

He wishes he was up?

French mustard

Because its a top when it spins. How much can a koala bare?

Omfg...WSA are completely farked in the head .... Its taken them all day to decide to play the frickin finals tomorrow...Argh..... Except the little ones who won't play a grandfibal, just decide the winners as per the ladder..... Its such frickin bullshlt.

Hail, Rain or Sunshine - The Script (Oh wait that's Melbourne today) What ya gunna do there? (My Maori friends introduced me to the music if IZ years ago, Hus death was such a loss)

Now I really want a frickin chip... An all they have at the tuck shop are frickin cheezels.

30mins and that includes a sit down coffee an wait for time to be up. Going out - fancy dinner or pub grub

?me, me, pick me!

Like wot I have, it'd not like I need to look at it and if it determines wot someone else thinks of me its there loss. Hair... Short or long

Should I push him gently? Is that a rule?

Do you need someone to push you?

Do you think I'd look pretty with black eyes?

Collapsichosa surely. What flavour is the pie in the sky?

Don't you swing when you run?

Giving You The Best That I Got - Anita Baker... Agree on the IZ version of over the rainbow, have it in the car CDs. Where are you going next?

I always thought it wad partial to durry. Why do dogs and teenage boys have to stink so bad when they're wet? @despair not we have Irish jokes...I was just embracing my own inner Irish and trying to work out an actual frickin answer thanks for saving the sanity. It is five o'clock somewhere you can have a smoke at 9am. See the smelly dog and boy question above.

NHJ... So Not Happy Jan its not frickin funny. First the frickin weather... Yesterday 31 degrees, not a cloud in the sky bloody beautiful... Today.. England! ... The sky is grey, so grey we have the fuckin lights in the fuckin diamond for the 9.30am kids grand final... 2 batters in an thd fuckin heavens open...2 more batters and yep, frickin lightening.... Lightening an softball not a good mix so we know the game will get called...but wot to do with the 18+ kids who have played all season to get there? ... Can't play next weekend its Easter, can't play the weekend after as there are state tournies....so despite the adults arguing for over an hour the decision is made to let the team that finished on top of the ladder be the winners and the kids who beat them in the first final to get there come second.. So the kid has a silver medal... Then they expected us to take diamond for U17 when there was still frickin lightening. So now I have to hang around all day eaiton to srr which final will and won't be played... This is such gricken bullshit.

Can't really add anything not already said but Boo hit on something important... Go look in the mirror, see that bloke looking back, he has not had a smoke for 81 days, how frucking awesome is that dude, he fought and clawed his ways through detox, he broke the habits, he did that, the bloke in the mirror. Give yourself the credit you need. A mate from softball who i havent seen since i quit offered me a smoke last week when he was visiting for our finals and when I said nope, I don't smoke no more he said "That is so great. You have to be hards as nails to quit. I hope you know how proud of yourself you should be"... Own your own success because you chose not to smoke and fif 81 days you haven't and sure boardies like us can help when the chips are down but your the one who is doing the hard yakka. Hoping for sunshine when you wake up, inside and out.

Yay its Saturday. The kid has a softball grand final today.. Her first one ever... So let's all say NOPE and wish her luck.( hehehe). NOPE... Its not softball but baseball, wots the difference I hear the Brits ask.. Softballers have bigger balls. Have a happy NOPE Satdee

Don't you want Jill's bunny but weegie?

Do you think I have a coffee probkem?

@despair not wot is the answer to this...I have issues and its driving me mental.

I think you even got the canooks by completely forgetting their existence. On what map are Turkey, Israel and Australia part of Europe?

War Horse

Uncool...stupid excuse for a long boring walk Darts... Cool or not cool