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Vegemite... I make sure they do adore this champion of spreads and are kept supplied in whatever corner of the earth they wonder.

^^^Oh Fluffy ( @Wee fluffy me ) lookit, purple sticky flowers... you got some of them in your purple garden...

Who's Shane???? .... where's bloody @barry when ya need him. ^^ note i didn't post a number either... not even and invisible fluffy one.

Well, well, well..... 3 holes in the ground.

Tease - cos its how you show how much you luv em isn't it?

Horney ... Mousse T Now what should I do about that????

Run em 'round..... 2am drunken phone calls... "Cousin Joooooooo, can you come and get me I'm somewhere in the city" ... take the kid to this and that and here and there... always runnin someone round somewhere.

Good Evening Everyone, My name is Fred the Dumbfuck... it has been 30 seconds since my last #... and why cos they were goading me all day and could I resist, NO... did I sos...NO... so really I only have myself to blame. That's right I've fallen of the COS wagon again. This quit is doomed to fail, I don't think I can do it... I just pop in to make sure someone else isn't in there... and keep up with the cool kid goss and then they post cars... and the numbers... oh the numbers... OK.. deep breath... My Name is Fred and I am a COSaholic. It has been a minute since my last post and I feel shame. Please help me eventually get through 1 48 hour detox. Now were are those doughnuts.... I'm sure they're good for you @Sazerac is alwasy saying to keep the blood sugar levels up....

Yeah well you already broke bloody Shane... 14minutes the silly git lasted after he got off his 48hr detox... so now he's back stuck at COSA meetings for at least the next 48 hours... did a woohoo post for him and everything.... and now because I came in here all angry I have to start over too so I best make it worth the reset..... Naughty naughty ( . ) ( . )

And if Adam didn't get ya giggling... how about good ol' Jim

well here's some funny for you...

mmm... orange..... mmmmm.... car...... mmmmmmm... orange car....

There was a box of tissues around here somewhere but cum to think of it, I think Pork Chop used them all last night. Do you want me to keep the Lemon Meringue ones in reserve in case Mac decides he really does need our help? Daniel had an excellent selection tonight, there were white chocolate and raspberry. Custard and cream, Cherry Ripe, Lammington, Lemon Meringue, Salted Caramel and Mars bar doughnuts in addition to his signature nutella doughnuts. The kid has already bagsed the lamington ones for her lunch and all the cheesymite scrolls.

Good God Sian... I go and do the grown up thing and drive the car to collect the bodies.... and that G67 leads you straight down the path to ruination. So here I am with 10 flippin hours to go and you've gone an put yourself back to -48. We discussed this in the group counseling session.... you know your a # junky, you know you need to keep adding and adding so you can deliver a slapping, you have accepted this is a problem. We all knew you would be back here but seriously 14min... well there should be another body here soon. That new member Mac said he'd be back after 1 more slappin'... why do I get a feeling he was really a COSdemon plant to subvert the sanctity of our group. Oh well, you have re-committed. You are back. You have taken the vowel of NONE... and thus I will have your back. And where was I, when you were just proving to yourself that there is never just one... I was off to Daniels to get you some white chocolate and raspberry doughnuts .... the are on the snack table because I just had this Frickin Fizchick feelin you'd be back in here tonight.. and I wanted you to have some yummy comfort, crave fighting food.... your welcome.

Organise

Hi @Ellen we know you don't get the chance to come on very often and that you have been a bit under the weather but a little bird of the @Latoya variety keeps us in the loop and its great to hear that your still going strong with your quit. Everyone at the QT is might proud of your hard work so big congratulations, well done and make sure you get spoiled today because you deserve it for all the hard work you have put in the achieve a 5 month quit. hey Fluffy... keep ya hands of the purple sparklies, they belong to Ellen.

Congratulations @Suz916 for being 2 months smoke free today. What a great start you have had to you quit. Two months is fantastic. Make sure you take some time today to celebrate your achievement and reward yourself with something special for all your hard work.

Congratulations Sian.... you are have reach the illustrious pub lounge with your 48 hour CoS detox milestone, so cop a spot, have a celbratory bevvy or two and spoil yourself for all your hard work and perseverence. Have you formalised your plan for moving forwarded... or is the plan, just call in the cavalry when needed?

I think that sign is more a britski, down under, europy sign... its a bit too complex for the seppos, don't they prefer just the one finger?

^^ Oh so your the one @G67

make the kid smile/laugh when she is trying to be all cool in public by acting the fool and being silly.

DOn't ya love how the Pirelli sign is hall blurry from the heat haze....

Hey, how come the different countries have different sign languages?