Everything posted by JB 883
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Can We Have A Curse It Thread(With warnings) As sometimes I Just Wanna FFFFFFFFFFFF
What the hell are you talking about? That made no sense.
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Can We Have A Curse It Thread(With warnings) As sometimes I Just Wanna FFFFFFFFFFFF
Dealing with 5 kids? That is the biblical definition of being in hell. Anyway So there is this empty lot next to me. They have building permits posted. My knee-jerk thought was, "alright, ANOTHER crack house on this street!". Who knows, maybe it will just be a family with a bunch of unruly kids or a bunch of loud obnoxious dogs.
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Question..who can relate ?
I didn't even start smoking til age 27. Memories/emotions from the 15 years I did smoke don't really seem any different. I imagine smoking did some physical damage but emotionally it is like it never was there to begin with. Some think of themselves as "smokers" but I never did. Maybe denial or whatever but that same attitude helped me quit and has kept me from going back.
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Random thoughts...
Seppo? Yank? Gringo? America is probably the most hated country in the world. What the rest of this planet forgets though is we are the only thing standing in the way of certain dictators national leaders taking over the planet.
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Babe of the Day
Here we have a solid "five". She is not pretty nor ugly, just plain. If you are into S&M, she can be a dominatrix but is a lenient one. She will count to ten before giving you a "time out". If "wango z tango" (as i think Boo called it once) is what you want, she does strictly missionary through a hole in the bed sheets. If you ask her to wear something sexy, she will break out her baggy sweats that say "bootylicious" across the backside. Wow, huh guys?
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Random thoughts...
Oh yeah. Before we have kids, we have thoughts, maybe dreams, of what it will be like. Nice thoughts. Maybe a sit-com type thing. Then reality steps in... A muzzle might be needed to shut them up. If not that, than maybe call this guy, the one in the glasses. Dear gyod if ONLY it were so simple... The dad's reactions though had me in tears of laughter.
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QuitTrain and QSMB !!!!
Yeah cause it is basically just snap shots. Sites like that can only index so much.
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New law for tobacco company's to lower nicotine levels in cigarettes
Wouldn't do no good to sign or comment on some GOVT thing. Donald Trump would just come along and say "I hope every one of the sons of bitches get fired" since that seems to be his answer to everything.
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Nicotine routine
Sometimes I would smoke a cigarette before smoking the "official" one, then another few hits off one more just so i could load up on nicotine.
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Liverpool is in mourning today !!!
I wish America's very own Kardashian family would pass away.
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Nicotine routine
The worst of it hit for me at the three month mark. I think a lot of us have impulses to go smoke but do not very often walk across the house thinking we are gonna smoke. The worst of the battle may be yet to come but since you got this far, no need to give in now.
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Babe of the Day
That is what female athletes look like naked. So what if, what if you could have your way with each of them, like one each night for a week, doing all the perverted nasty things that would make even the devil flinch, but FIRST - You would have to show this lady a romantic evening. Like really make her feel special, beautiful etc. COULD you do it? What if you had a week to recover from loving two-ton Tessa from Texas before "experiencing" that hockey team?
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New law for tobacco company's to lower nicotine levels in cigarettes
They are just being goofy at this point with their cigarette laws. Vape and weed are the new "things". They could outlaw cigarettes completely but it would not matter. People would just get hooked on the next thing like vape, weed, or whatever. Besides that, if lowering nicotine really had any effect on whether or not someone kept smoking, then quitting should be a lot easier if someone switched to low nicotine cigarettes but supposedly that is not even close to being true. Now IF a person does need so much nicotine, they will just smoke more cigarettes. Besides that, every time they put up another obstacle for cigarette companies, they easily find a way around it. Like when they could not use words like "mild, light, ultra light..." Instead they started calling them by colors. Gold, Rose, black, blue...
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Can We Have A Curse It Thread(With warnings) As sometimes I Just Wanna FFFFFFFFFFFF
What happened at work that pissed you off?
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Babe of the Day
Whispers, you may remember the movie "The mighty ducks"? Are those ladies casting in one called "The Mighty Beavers"?
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Random thoughts...
Here is one - Have "thoughts and prayers" actually ever brought anyone back to life or made them heal faster? Also, if someone isn't dead yet but hurt, is it better to send "thoughts and prayers" or "good vibes"? Which one has more effect? It is about as useful as a dinner party when someone says, "I am bringing my appetite".
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Confessions
Wow, just like the old thread with this name - what DEEP, SHOCKING, PERSONAL confessions. People are really spilling it here.
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Babe of the Day
Men who are built like that usually prefer other men. The girl in the red is so skanky that people have caught STD by just looking at her.
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I've got a Date !!!!......with a Surgeon !!!!
Well, I did something crazy. I did some investigation and found out your doctor is a man. Yes, because men have a higher likelihood of canceling dates. Usually when their pesky wives are going to be home. But to be sure, I went ahead and called a reputable psychic from the TV. Some fraud psychic named Cleo. She said, "You British friend who not no more smoke suppose have gall bladder remove the other day right?" I was amazed she knew that and said, "YES! But the doc canceled!" She said "I know you friend doctor a man. Tarot card show schlong". Yep, Cleo know!
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Know any funny jokes or quotes ..
Abortion clinics sell fetus remains to cosmetic companies.
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I've got a Date !!!!......with a Surgeon !!!!
you know though, being doctors, they would have went ape shit if YOU needed to reschedule due to something personal. There are certain jobs where you can treat your customers like they do not matter and get away with it. Land lord, doctor, department of motor vehicles, probably others. But yes, you have every right to be pissed off. Is your daughter going to be able to stick around a couple extra weeks?
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LIDO DECK INSPECTION REPORT!
Yeah, I heard thru the grape vine that they were going to put her in YOUR room.
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LIDO DECK INSPECTION REPORT!
Ok so I hate to assume things, but i will imagine or recon instead... I am imagining this woman is probably on meth. And you KNOW she smokes cigarettes. Probably Virginia Slims because her funky ass thinks she is a "lady". Look how bad a shape she is in! Someone needs to call the trash truck! If you are a tax payer, please remember that people like her who are probably sponging off the GOVT depend on you.
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Jetblack Is 5 Months Quit Today!
Of course they talk about buying onesself something special with saved cash, celebrating or whatever. I never bother though cause i just do not deserve it
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Am I going crazy!.?
One part is that your appetite is coming back. Early in the quit a lot of us tend to eat more than normal. Of course over a couple months or less, your appetite will level itself back to normal. There are many possible W/D symptoms. I think most of us experience some but not others. I know I was really hungry all the time earlier in the quit. I was also tired a lot but didn't seem to have anything else too crazy.