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Carpet still bare?

Awesome dog. Go lick something

He got so skinny he fell down a sidewalk grate. His nose was only thing stopped him from going all the way down. Stuck with arms below and mouth right at ground level he couldn't summon help. Raccoons chewed on his toes (wearing Frez flops). Soon someone spotted his eyes looking and thought he was a pervert trying to hide and look up dresses. They called police who also didn't believe his story about being skinny and sliding through the rails of the grate but seeing his shoes felt he did have mental problems. They took him to doctors office for examination. Inside they determined that he was healthy enough to pay for his perverted crime of pantie perusing. They sent him to a prison and he did the old shawshank redemption escape but just slide out a drain pipe from the shower stall. He was last seen rising a paper boat in Mexico with christobal.

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New look for next Christmas with added responsibilities this year....I got the list... I know where all the naughty girls live now

If dreams get to be too much then try cold turkey. You might be suprized how easy it is with right frame of mind. NOPE.

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If is smells like fish.....it's not my dish If it smells like cologne....it burrito in a dress

Fish and sweaters.....figure I am old enough to decide and I don't really like fish anymore. At all. Only eat it because someone else says its good. So NO . I refuse. I am a cow eater and that is all I got to say about that. As for weaters, men my age really never look good in any sweater. No matter what the build or hair or even how nice the sweater is...it just doent look good. They are to tight in some spots or look like dresses other spots, they hang wrong, squeeze wrong and the sleeves are to short or too long. They are hot and never would a woman say "that sweater is making my wet..." So no more, simple as that. No more sweaters

work

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Probably not two years, she miscounts (cheats) all the time.

Babbles?

Yep. Canuck stuck on frozen window

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Now tell them about your boyfriends.....

Here and I like to call you .....

Window will taste better the sooner you quit

Why wait?

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window licker