its water under the bridge

you can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink

you are leading me up the garden path

I never promised you a rose garden

Promises are like pie crusts.. made to be broken.. ( something my wee mammy told me time and time again when i was wee )

Promise is a big word.  It either makes something or it breaks everything.

Don't make promises you cannot keep

Dont hang your dirty laundry out in public

I'd rather be hung for a sheep than a lamb

Youre hung like a horse 

Don't change horses in the middle of the river

...stuck in the middle 

I will knock you into the middle of next week!

A week is a long time in politics

Be in the right spot at the right time

Time never stands still.

Time will tell 

Time's a ticken, best haul ar5e.

Youre talking oot yer ar5e 

She could talk under water with mouth full of marbles.

She could stop traffic 

Stop or I'll shoot.

well that was a conversation stopper

Well, well, well.... That's three holes in the ground.

shut your cake hole