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Confessions

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On 9/27/2020 at 5:29 PM, Boo said:

 

For as long as I can remember, my dad always says "I need to go see a man about a dog" before going into the bathroom.

 

I know what he intends to do when he says it, but still don't have a clue what that saying actually means.

 

My Dad always said the same thing!!! 😉

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Maybe I will have just one sleeve ....lol....

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I have been asked to dog sit baby pup Louis....the week ..

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Confession: I can't ever say cinnamon correctly the first time I try. It usually takes three or four times of saying it until it comes out right 😂

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Put a bra on yesterday for the first time in I don't know how long now then realized I don't need to wear a bra to go out to the backyard....

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I watched "A Recipe for Seduction" last night.

 

Sugar Britches was trying to explain it to me and I couldn't quite wrap my head around it.  "It's a Lifetime Network short movie that's being made by Kentucky Fried Chicken" she said.  "Do what now?" I responded.  "It's a love triangle where a woman is engaged to a rich guy but falls in love with Colonel Sanders" she explained..."Colonel Sanders is being played by Mario Lopez."  "That guy from Saved by the Bell?" I asked.

 

If you enjoy the kind of show that is so bad it's good, you just might like this one.  It was unintentionally funny.

 

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15 hours ago, jillar said:

Confession: I have never owned a male dog because it grosses me out when they lick and slurp on their junk.... 😂

 

Reminds me of that old Lewis Grizzard joke...

 

Bubba and Earl see a dog licking himself.

 

Bubba says: : Dadgum, I wish I could do that!

 

Earl says: Bubba, that dog would bite you.

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Confession: I went from size 1 to size 5 jeans since last January, totally skipping size 3 somehow....

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Confession: the other night the Thin Mints were calling out to me so I ate one whole pack and its looking like the other pack is fixin to get eaten tonight....

 

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I get excited over far more simple things these days.

 

This afternoon I saw a farmer I recognize setting up his tables downtown.  This guy has the best fruits and vegetables.  I helped him unload his truck and made small talk about strawberries.

 

Now that I'm in good with the farmer, he said he would set aside a few items just for us...SCORE!

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Stunning is the Northern Lights or a beautiful sunrise/set its not the blue lower and white upper cabinets in the kitchen or the tiled fireplace that goes to the ceiling 😩😤😵😬

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