March 19, 20188 yr 11 minutes ago, Whispers said: Sometimes i read status updates thru my feed on social media and want to stick a fork in my eye only sometimes?
March 21, 20188 yr On 20/03/2018 at 5:21 AM, barry said: FYI: I went to go google the "not words" in here: barrack and Saintas. Alas, neither actually exist on google (unless you're using "barrack" as "a sleeping place for soldiers"), so I have to ask you to translate for me, please? Barrack....support/follow/ an just for the Sepos root (rooting for a team is frownedbupon down here) for a team.... ie 'I barrack for the Cubs" Saintas .... An affectionate name for my Footy (Aussie rules football) team, Saint Kilda... Aka the saints aka the Saintas.
March 21, 20188 yr Oh that's the not quite right sepo explanation... I explained it to Whispers and co in the Random Thoughts thread yesterday.... Its not that bad... Go read random thoughts...
March 24, 20188 yr Ok I've finally found something to confess I hate other people's children... Hell, I don't even think I like my own?????????????????
March 24, 20188 yr Confession: i never wanked on tits before. thats just a thing to make me look cool. i wank on hand a lot though, im pretty good at that!
March 24, 20188 yr 1 hour ago, Wee fluffy me said: Ok I've finally found something to confess I hate other people's children... Hell, I don't even think I like my own????????????????? Kids are alright as long as the unruly ones are kept out of sight and sound range. 1 hour ago, MrTitwank said: Confession: i never wanked on tits before. thats just a thing to make me look cool. i wank on hand a lot though, im pretty good at that! Who's hand exactly?
March 24, 20188 yr Author @barry those are called secrets and there's no way I'm confessing mine either!
March 24, 20188 yr 24 minutes ago, barry said: There are things I’ve done I’ve never confessed to another human being. You can tell me, i'm not a human... I'm an algorithm
March 25, 20188 yr 40 minutes ago, barry said: There are things I’ve done I’ve never confessed to another human being. I'm listening ...........................
March 25, 20188 yr Normally when I share too much information, I post nude pics of myself on craigslist along with my home address. As a courtesy to would-be guests though, I also post when no one will be home so "friends I have not met yet" don't stop by looking for me. EDIT - Reci, are those, are those... Bakon's hands? Edited March 25, 20188 yr by Jetblack Needed to ask an important question.
March 25, 20188 yr The Aussie Cricket team are a pack of cheating penis craniums and all need to be sacked - Sorry World
March 25, 20188 yr I hate monopoly and have never finished a game but I will play Euchre as if my life depended on it for hours on end.
March 25, 20188 yr Ok.. I'm confessing to a confession that I confess I might have to make... I am thinking of eating an Easter egg and blaming it on the dog.. I really, really love Cadbury's Buttons eggs and it's right there in my face begging me to peel its purple foil (yes purple) off and dive right in.......!!!! ??????
March 26, 20188 yr I am the world worst mum...I haven't bought a single egg yet and the kid thinks the Easter bunny is coming on Sundee.
March 26, 20188 yr No @notsmokinjo the Easter Bunny is coming on Sunday so ya better get yer arse oot there and get some eggs piggin chocolate eggs or the bunny won't be happy but the pig will cos they always happy especially when they in s.....!! Anyhoo the chicken is confused and wondering if it should cross the road or not... And all this because you my dear Jo have upset the natural order of things by not buying any eggs.... What have you got to say for yourself..???
March 26, 20188 yr Confession : I think the easter message may have passed me by, but never mind I have a decent breakfast on the go. Although easter will never be the same to me until these make a comeback.
March 26, 20188 yr Um..well...I'll get on it tomorrow @Wee fluffy me , do ya think ya could take ya foot out me arse now? ?
March 26, 20188 yr Hahahahahahahahahahahahah.... I just found out Scotland have a cricket team... Hahahhahahahahahahahahahahah....
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