October 1, 201411 yr F uck the f ucking palmetto bug that decided it wanted come in and ruin my night. Why doesn't this shit happen when he is f ucking home... nope... always when I am alone. I am an entomophobe... bugs are not ok. Especially not nasty f ucking palmettos.
October 1, 201411 yr F uck the f ucking palmetto bug that decided it wanted come in and ruin my night. Why doesn't this shit happen when he is f ucking home... nope... always when I am alone. I am an entomophobe... bugs are not ok. Especially not nasty f ucking palmettos. Oh good God... why did I fcuking Google that? Yuck! I have a phobia of centipedes.
October 1, 201411 yr F uck the f ucking palmetto bug that decided it wanted come in and ruin my night. Why doesn't this shit happen when he is f ucking home... nope... always when I am alone. I am an entomophobe... bugs are not ok. Especially not nasty f ucking palmettos. I had to google this too.....o.m.g.....noooo mammy would not f.......g like that....
October 1, 201411 yr F uck the f ucking palmetto bug that decided it wanted come in and ruin my night. Why doesn't this shit happen when he is f ucking home... nope... always when I am alone. I am an entomophobe... bugs are not ok. Especially not nasty f ucking palmettos. Oh, poor Doll. You know, Palmettos are god's beautiful creatures too, especially when they FLY. I broke a sturdy wooden CLOG into bits trying to murder the first one I saw. (the f u c k e r lived to tell the tale ! ) Now, I sweep them outside. They don't really want to be Inside your house. They CAN'T KILL you. I am not helping you at all, am I, dear friend. Night is over. Sleep with light on and covers over your head and have your trusty SWORDS at hand !
October 1, 201411 yr Oh good God... why did I fcuking Google that? Yuck! I have a phobia of centipedes. Oh so glad I fcuking saw this post before I googled - I hate bugs and especially fcuking centipedes!! Saved myself a freak-out :) Edited to include mandatory cuss words :)
October 2, 201411 yr Oh so glad I fcuking saw this post before I googled - I hate bugs and especially fcuking centipedes!! Saved myself a freak-out :) Edited to include mandatory cuss words :) LOL Palmetto's aren't centipedes though.. They are big ass 747 sized roaches that f ucking fly. They f ucking fly. They are the things nightmares are made of.
October 2, 201411 yr LOL Palmetto's aren't centipedes though.. They are big ass 747 sized roaches that f ucking fly. They f ucking fly. They are the things nightmares are made of. Omg, now very happy I didn't fcuking google it. Never heard of a palmetto either.
October 2, 201411 yr Doll, Centipede style Bugs are fcuking flying at you? I so don't want to google. I'm fcuking tired but your place sounds real fcuking bad, poor you!!
October 2, 201411 yr Doll, Centipede style Bugs are fcuking flying at you? I so don't want to google. I'm fcuking tired but your place sounds real fcuking bad, poor you!! Roach style, not centipede... No need to google I am sure that you will meet a few later in the month :x lol
October 2, 201411 yr It's f******g quiet on the board today....I think yesterday took all our energy....l.ol....
October 2, 201411 yr Great fcuking bugs for holidays. So damn tired with this cough that I'm spending my nights with. Could actually fcuking cry im so knackered. 5pm and I'm in PJs, classy! Bright side is I must look so bloody dire my Mum is actually being nice to me lol
October 2, 201411 yr I'm going to get through some of this fcuking homework today and clean my apartment/start on the room tonight. Isn't it fcuking sad that cleaning sounds relaxing?
October 2, 201411 yr My brother wants me to come home for Thanksgiving... my mom died last year over Thanksgiving. I'm so fcuking conflicted. I want to grieve alone, but it sounds like he needs me.
October 2, 201411 yr F uck Anal (Ha)... that is a tough decision. If it were my bro I would probably sacrifice for him. That is just real...kinda why my life sucks sometimes. Marti... I hope you f ucking feel better real soon. Although to be honest it is only 3:00 here and I wish I was at home in my f ucking pjs. Keep on f ucking on peeps.
October 2, 201411 yr My brother wants me to come home for Thanksgiving... my mom died last year over Thanksgiving. I'm so fcuking conflicted. I want to grieve alone, but it sounds like he needs me. aww sweetie....I'm so sorry you are faced with this...maybe your little bro needs to be with big sis....P
October 2, 201411 yr F uck Anal (Ha)... that is a tough decision. If it were my bro I would probably sacrifice for him. That is just real...kinda why my life sucks sometimes. Marti... I hope you f ucking feel better real soon. Although to be honest it is only 3:00 here and I wish I was at home in my f ucking pjs. Keep on f ucking on peeps. aww sweetie....I'm so sorry you are faced with this...maybe your little bro needs to be with big sis.... P Yeah, I think so Doreen. My aunt is a fcuking bitch and told him he was to blame for my mom's death, so he's been having a really rough time lately. I talked to Steve tonight and we're going to see if we can borrow his mom's car on October. 10 and return on the 12th. It would be nice to see them. Definitely going to make this sacrifice Chris. My little brother and dad mean the world to me and I know that weekend is going to be really tough on all of us. I'm going to buy some fcuking alcohol for this trip.
October 3, 201411 yr So in disgusting news, I kept smelling something nasty as I walked by our spare bedroom today. Steve came home and said the same thing without me mentioning anything to him. I thought maybe my roommates were fcuking pigs and threw garbage in the closet or something. The smell wasn't coming from the closet, so I looked at the mattress. There's stains all over OUR spare mattress and the smell's radiating off it. Gross. Thanks for ruining our mattress ex-roommates! I cracked open the bedroom window and closed the door. Hopefully that will help with the smell. I don't know what we're going to do with it. We need a spare mattress when my little brother comes over to stay... ugh, so pissed.
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