I am going to fcuking burn for sure but I am ignoring church ladies many texts and calls who is fast turning into my stalker

I always say keep it under a Class A if you don't think you can enjoy playing for the other team. ;)

 

Name that f cuking movie time...

 

"Look at it! It's a once in a lifetime opportunity, man! Let me go out there and let me get one wave, just one wave before you take me in. I mean, come on man, where I am I gonna go? Cliffs on both sides! I'm not gonna paddle my way to New Zealand! Come on, compadre. Come on!"

Roflmao Point Break!!!

 

Aww Tracey I'm sorry that you have crazy church lady up your butt. :(

 

Aww Tracey I'm sorry that you have crazy church lady up your butt. :(

not something you see in a sentence every day  :huh:  :lol:

I live in the bible belt so trust me I understand...

<---they have a field day trying to save that.

I came in here

to curse

like a 

Sailor

 

over

something or other...

I forget now.  what was it?

 

 DAMN

 

I am laughing too hard.

 

Next time

I'll be back for cursing 

BEFORE I read anything.

 

FY'all   :D

S

Is it possible to die f.....n laughin......death by the ffffffff thread....

Roflmao Point Break!!!

 

Aww Tracey I'm sorry that you have crazy church lady up your butt. :(

 

You are AWESOME Ds!!!

You are AWESOME Ds!!!

 

Sorry... you are F UCKING AWESOME Ds!!!

in one way I am lucky as she hardly ever mentions the church I think she knows she will be barking up the wrong tree on that one, its more the lady really has a screw loose

 

if i mention something she goes around all her other stalker subjects discussing it and then tells me all about it

 

she says oh i was walking past your place (many times)

 

texts or calls up to 10 times per day

 

and for a instance yesterday i was talking to her about vets and which one she uses and one in particular i was asking if she knew about, now i had done all the internet search on the place but just wondered if she heard about it, was just a fleeting conversation

 

this morning after ignoring her 3 texts and 4 missed calls i figure i better answer or she will never go away

 

text - tracey i am going to said vets today to take my dog do you want to come

 

answer - no thanks i am too busy and i want to do some more research first thank you anyway

 

"oh tracey i am at the vets getting my dog treated here - if i give them your name i can get $25 discount - WHAAAAAAT!!!

 

I wanted to say ~ what part of Fcuking I have not decided yet do you not get!!! now Fcuk off

 

but i figure thats a bit harsh - but say give them my name but i am not signing anything until i decide thats where we want to go and i will be cross if they hold any obligation against me!!

 

i reckon if i told her my poop was pink she would go to the hospital with a sample (whilst i was sleeping)!! tell all of church and then text me when my consultation will be

 

but this is the cursing thread so F uck my old boots :)

in one way I am lucky as she hardly ever mentions the church I think she knows she will be barking up the wrong tree on that one, its more the lady really has a screw loose

 

if i mention something she goes around all her other stalker subjects discussing it and then tells me all about it

 

she says oh i was walking past your place (many times)

 

texts or calls up to 10 times per day

 

and for a instance yesterday i was talking to her about vets and which one she uses and one in particular i was asking if she knew about, now i had done all the internet search on the place but just wondered if she heard about it, was just a fleeting conversation

 

this morning after ignoring her 3 texts and 4 missed calls i figure i better answer or she will never go away

 

text - tracey i am going to said vets today to take my dog do you want to come

 

answer - no thanks i am too busy and i want to do some more research first thank you anyway

 

"oh tracey i am at the vets getting my dog treated here - if i give them your name i can get $25 discount - WHAAAAAAT!!!

 

I wanted to say ~ what part of Fcuking I have not decided yet do you not get!!! now Fcuk off

 

but i figure thats a bit harsh - but say give them my name but i am not signing anything until i decide thats where we want to go and i will be cross if they hold any obligation against me!!

 

i reckon if i told her my poop was pink she would go to the hospital with a sample (whilst i was sleeping)!! tell all of church and then text me when my consultation will be

 

but this is the cursing thread so F uck my old boots :)

OHHHH f ucking Boy! Poor Tracey!  It sounds like you have a fan....

..... A new BFF..... 

......and a whole bunch of this going on.... 

 

Tracey.  STOP FU CK ING returning her calls or texts.

 

LOOSE your F U C K I N G PHONE.  LOOSE her number.

 

You DO NOT want this in your life.

 

Get real busy or pretend to be too busy and dump this lunatic.

 

Love, :)

S

 

edited to add: swearing feels f n g good.

Lmao dd and sally im thinking of planting a bug on her so i know of her whereabouts lol oops fcuk :)

Dear Tracey,

 

Life is too f ucking short.  Keep it real with her.

 

Sincerely,

 

Chrisp

I live in the bible belt so trust me I understand...

<---they have a field day trying to save that.

Too fu-king funny. We get jehovah witnesses here, they do a door knock asking you do you want to have your soul saved an shit...I have a warped humour and one day for shits and giggles I just said...I was a christian but they don't like witch's, how do your gang feel about witches cause that book says some funny stuff... and smiled sweetly. They nearly fell over backing up as my pavement is uneven pmsl.

 

Not seen a bible basher since...

in one way I am lucky as she hardly ever mentions the church I think she knows she will be barking up the wrong tree on that one, its more the lady really has a screw loose

 

if i mention something she goes around all her other stalker subjects discussing it and then tells me all about it

 

she says oh i was walking past your place (many times)

 

texts or calls up to 10 times per day

 

and for a instance yesterday i was talking to her about vets and which one she uses and one in particular i was asking if she knew about, now i had done all the internet search on the place but just wondered if she heard about it, was just a fleeting conversation

 

this morning after ignoring her 3 texts and 4 missed calls i figure i better answer or she will never go away

 

text - tracey i am going to said vets today to take my dog do you want to come

 

answer - no thanks i am too busy and i want to do some more research first thank you anyway

 

"oh tracey i am at the vets getting my dog treated here - if i give them your name i can get $25 discount - WHAAAAAAT!!!

 

I wanted to say ~ what part of Fcuking I have not decided yet do you not get!!! now Fcuk off

 

but i figure thats a bit harsh - but say give them my name but i am not signing anything until i decide thats where we want to go and i will be cross if they hold any obligation against me!!

 

i reckon if i told her my poop was pink she would go to the hospital with a sample (whilst i was sleeping)!! tell all of church and then text me when my consultation will be

 

but this is the cursing thread so F uck my old boots :)

Wow, youplaying hunt the fuc-ing psycho in the big place? Yikes!!  Poor you!!

in one way I am lucky as she hardly ever mentions the church I think she knows she will be barking up the wrong tree on that one, its more the lady really has a screw loose

 

if i mention something she goes around all her other stalker subjects discussing it and then tells me all about it

 

she says oh i was walking past your place (many times)

 

texts or calls up to 10 times per day

 

and for a instance yesterday i was talking to her about vets and which one she uses and one in particular i was asking if she knew about, now i had done all the internet search on the place but just wondered if she heard about it, was just a fleeting conversation

 

this morning after ignoring her 3 texts and 4 missed calls i figure i better answer or she will never go away

 

text - tracey i am going to said vets today to take my dog do you want to come

 

answer - no thanks i am too busy and i want to do some more research first thank you anyway

 

"oh tracey i am at the vets getting my dog treated here - if i give them your name i can get $25 discount - WHAAAAAAT!!!

 

I wanted to say ~ what part of Fcuking I have not decided yet do you not get!!! now Fcuk off

 

but i figure thats a bit harsh - but say give them my name but i am not signing anything until i decide thats where we want to go and i will be cross if they hold any obligation against me!!

 

i reckon if i told her my poop was pink she would go to the hospital with a sample (whilst i was sleeping)!! tell all of church and then text me when my consultation will be

 

but this is the cursing thread so F uck my old boots :)

Um...

 

This lady sounds like a real fcuking quack.  :blink:

Ah Tracey fcuk that, stay away from her, she's doing you more harm then good and the longer you befriend her the deeper the hole you will get in, just blank her, get a new number or block her, sometimes gou have to be cruel to be kind x

Sounds like a real wack job to me. Better to ignore her.

8:00 AM meetings should be f ucking outlawed.

 

Because this dude don't give a f uck that early in the morning.  Not even really sure what was said.

 

Bastards.

8:00 AM meetings should be f ucking outlawed.

 

Because this dude don't give a f uck that early in the morning.  Not even really sure what was said.

 

Bastards.

Hey ChrisP

 

You need to get your fine A sS outta there !   

Hey ChrisP

 

You need to get your fine A sS outta there !   

 

That is REAL TALK!!!

 

I am working on it.

I fcuking suck at trying to lose weight.

8:00 AM meetings should be f ucking outlawed.

 

Because this dude don't give a f uck that early in the morning.  Not even really sure what was said.

 

Bastards.

we have 7am meetings every Thursday.......talk about a fuc king snooze fest

I am so fukcing naked right now