March 10, 20215 yr G’day you’d better read this Boo Mother was out, and dad was in charge. She was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given her a little 'tea set' as a gift, and it was one of her favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when she brought him a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, mom came home. Dad made her wait in the living room to watch her bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!' Mum waited, and sure enough, here she came down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy; and she watched him drink it up. Then she said (as only a mother would know) "Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet ?"
March 11, 20215 yr A family was driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumped against the windshield. Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry, dear. That was just an insect." "Wow," the boy replies. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a dick like that!" Edited March 11, 20215 yr by Mac#23
March 12, 20215 yr A duck walks into a bar and says: "Give me a beer." The bartender says: "A talking duck! Where did you come from?" The duck answers: "I'm working the construction site across the street." The bartender says: "That seems like a waste. You could be making millions of dollars travelling with the circus." The duck asks: "What would the circus want with a bricklayer?"
March 13, 20215 yr A wife sent her husband a romantic text message… She wrote: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.” Her husband texted back: “I’m on the toilet, please advise.”
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