Today I'm just wondering how much a professional hit man costs, and thinking of how awesome it would be to just disappear to some unknown tropical island where cute pygmy men served me fruity foo-foo drinks in coconuts, while fanning my hot self with those big feathery fan thingies and massaged my feet all day.

 

I'd have them feed me grapes too, but I hate grapes.

Unless they're fermented.

If we start daydreaming... can I kick some ass*les ass!

Today I'm just wondering how much a professional hit man costs, and thinking of how awesome it would be to just disappear to some unknown tropical island where cute pygmy men served me fruity foo-foo drinks in coconuts, while fanning my hot self with those big feathery fan thingies and massaged my feet all day.

 

I'd have them feed me grapes too, but I hate grapes.

Unless they're fermented.

Wouldn't pygmy men be a bit short...I mean if we're dreaming don't we want them brutish, tall and strong? Off to google pygmy men in case I'm missing a trick though.....

I have seen that movie  :o

No, they are short.

 

I'll just join in on the fermented fruit part of the plan :)

I have seen that movie  :o

One of yours??

You took the word right out of my mouth there Marti! If you are dreaming why would you go for small men unless you have a fetish for that lol!

maybe they have hidden talents we don't know about.......to make up for their size.....you know.......

 

:)

One of yours??

 

Is that a short joke?

maybe they have hidden talents we don't know about.......to make up for their size.....you know.......

 

:)

Not even then, men need to look manly ...and tall. 

 

Is that a short joke?

I dunno, are you short lol, I didn't mean to infer they were your bro's :)  My point was the movie!! An I prefer the term vertically challenged rather than short ya know so I don't think it would be me starting that losing battle at a mighty 5ft 3.5" ;)

I'm the same I'm only 5'3 so I'm not asking for a giant, most men are big than me anyway but they would still have to be taller. Anyhoo Cheri I will leave you to your little men, is Charlie and the Chocolate factory one of your favourite movie's by any chance

Not even then, men need to look manly ...and tall. 

 

I dunno, are you short lol, I didn't mean to infer they were your bro's :)  My point was the movie!! An I prefer the term vertically challenged rather than short ya know so I don't think it would be me starting that losing battle at a mighty 5ft 3.5" ;)

 

Ha....anyone that puts a .5 on their height...yeah they are short and want to be taller.  Marti...you compensate well..no worries.

 

And no... compared to you...I am not short.

Ha....anyone that puts a .5 on their height...yeah they are short and want to be taller.  Marti...you compensate well..no worries.

 

And no... compared to you...I am not short.

I'm 5' 10

 

:)

5'3 and half :(

4ft 11. And three quarters....the extra bits are so important...

5'10 and a half... that half inch is especially important when your sister is 5'10...!

4ft 11. And three quarters....the extra bits are so important...

I think you should round it up to 5 ft mammy :)

I'm 1.63 cm what inch is the heck that??? LOL

IF we daydream I want two men waving palmleaves for cool air, and one hot lady :D :P

How about a couple comfy lounge chairs, a couple good books, tall drinks, a tall enough guy and a decent surf to go play in once in a while.

 

 

 

 

 

Sometimes a 1/2" does matter.  B)

I'm 5' 10

 

:)

 

A little too long to stretch out in the back seat huh?

With or without heels bat is same size

 

 

First post sounds like job for burrito

A little too long to stretch out in the back seat huh?

 

i'm flexible

 

:)