December 22, 201411 yr Yes, missing our Bakon!! And before someone accuses me, I didn't kidnap him!!!
December 23, 201411 yr Yes, missing our Bakon!! And before someone accuses me, I didn't kidnap him!!! Riiiiightttttt............
December 23, 201411 yr Have a feeling he is coming off nights...but I can't remember the details... Porky? Stop scaring the eggs.
December 23, 201411 yr ewwwwwww ... somebody please tell me that's sand and not ... (barf) It's sand... Horrifying sand.
December 23, 201411 yr I am not in Florida. I am on vacation, but in uniform sitting in my office at work. Wife is fine, got a treatment tomorrow morning. Should be out of here by 3, .... I can say I was in some dress clothes the other day, on way to church, when I lost my mind in the kitchen over the fit of a brand new jacket. I let them talk me in to it when I know its too small. Fck style, I want a jacket that fits and don't bother me. Anyways I took it off and had a tantrum like a little boy, stomping it with my dress sock on. Its( and two others) going back tonight. SO if MENS WAREHOUSE in Pittsburgh makes national news, It was me.
December 23, 201411 yr I am not in Florida. I am on vacation, but in uniform sitting in my office at work. Wife is fine, got a treatment tomorrow morning. Should be out of here by 3, .... I can say I was in some dress clothes the other day, on way to church, when I lost my mind in the kitchen over the fit of a brand new jacket. I let them talk me in to it when I know its too small. Fck style, I want a jacket that fits and don't bother me. Anyways I took it off and had a tantrum like a little boy, stomping it with my dress sock on. Its( and two others) going back tonight. SO if MENS WAREHOUSE in Pittsburgh makes national news, It was me. Porky! Have you got porky? "Stomping it with my dress sock." That showed it huh?
December 23, 201411 yr I took my suit down to see if they thought it wasn't right size for my curves. Yes waterfront one. So they say it fit just fine and talk me into three jackets and two pants. Jacket is just as tight as suit from before I quit and weighted 37 stones (I don't know stone weight but just say less) so I get this young guy and old guy walks away. I needed the older guy obviously and they sell me some "all glorious cut" or some bs that is tight in shoulders and the buttons could be deadly to anyone in front of me. So I just want to exchange for the "curvy fit". I don't wear these types of clothes. They are uncomfortable they are made of girly material. They fit like a pair of rope underwear and the shoes have no purpose other than slide around on smooth floors. Then the necktie thing is dumber than the white wig the islanders wear in government
December 23, 201411 yr I am not in Florida. I am on vacation, but in uniform sitting in my office at work. Wife is fine, got a treatment tomorrow morning. Should be out of here by 3, .... I can say I was in some dress clothes the other day, on way to church, when I lost my mind in the kitchen over the fit of a brand new jacket. I let them talk me in to it when I know its too small. Fck style, I want a jacket that fits and don't bother me. Anyways I took it off and had a tantrum like a little boy, stomping it with my dress sock on. Its( and two others) going back tonight. SO if MENS WAREHOUSE in Pittsburgh makes national news, It was me. Oh, that is a funny picture!!
December 23, 201411 yr Author Glad all is okay. Bummer treatment on Christmas Eve. Merry Christmas to all and the dogs, bet they made themselves scarce when the dress socks were stomping...
December 23, 201411 yr "Stop. Police. Put down your weapon. Put down your weapon or I'll come over there in my badly-fitting suit and stomp on you with my dress socks..." The USA...a Police State. ;-)
December 23, 201411 yr "Stop. Police. Put down your weapon. Put down your weapon or I'll come over there in my badly-fitting suit and stomp on you with my dress socks..." The USA...a Police State. ;-) Hilerious....
December 24, 201411 yr I am not in Florida. I am on vacation, but in uniform sitting in my office at work. Wife is fine, got a treatment tomorrow morning. Should be out of here by 3, .... I can say I was in some dress clothes the other day, on way to church, when I lost my mind in the kitchen over the fit of a brand new jacket. I let them talk me in to it when I know its too small. Fck style, I want a jacket that fits and don't bother me. Anyways I took it off and had a tantrum like a little boy, stomping it with my dress sock on. Its( and two others) going back tonight. SO if MENS WAREHOUSE in Pittsburgh makes national news, It was me. Poor Bakon! When people say that the holidays are the most stressful time of the year, this is what they mean. If it wasn't Christmas, Bakon could just be hanging around in his Dr. Dentons as usual and would not have to be stomping on an ill-fitting jacket! You're absolutely right, Mr. B, "Bah, humbug!!" :)
December 24, 201411 yr Jackets returned and swapped out. Se how it cost 90 cents???? Either way I am ready for church tonight Hope everyone has a nice easy day. So far I lucked out with little traffic and free parking. It's a Christmas miracle.
December 24, 201411 yr Shame I would have thought the peewee Herman look suited you :) but you might have caught the pastor in the eye with lethal buttons so probably wise lol
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.