Most USA TV sets on a Sunday night

 

I put in a bandana and a hoop earring....

...and out comes a 32gig flashdrive containing all 3000 hours of Alan Watts' lectures along with a free packet of pipe cleaners!

 

I insert a Telefunken U-47...

And out comes an album bound to go platinum....

 

I put in Singer 127k.

Out comes a fancy ball dress.

 

I put in a monkey and a donut ........

I get a cop car

 

I put in a falooda and dry bread

A prisoners last meal

 

I put in a green M&M and a tooth

I get a crunchy chocolate

 

I put in a computer mouse and a movie

I get a cyber Pirate.

 

I put in a HB pencil and a cardboard box

out comes a satellite picture of a rainstorm 

 

I put in 3 frogs and a grain of rice

A big steaming pot of Swikee Kodok Oh.

 

I put in a galah and a sunset

and out jumps a friend

I pour in a years worth of excellent Cognac

I come out of the Coke machine walking sideways.  The planet is off its axis and I’m having trouble with orientation.  I pinball down the hallway in search of bed.  Women from New Orleans and their cognac, I’m sure to be hurting in the morning.

 

 

Before being led astray by cognac, I put my car keys in the Coke machine.   

and a blow-up bed (not a flotation device) emerged and blew itself up. KAPOW

 

 

I stuff in all the names and numbers I have taken down on bev naps (the napkin underneath a cocktail at a bar)

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and out comes a gorgeous line of Chippendale dancers

 

I put in a roll of quarters and a paper Japanese fan

and  a Kokondo  teacher jumps out

I put in five sabers and a bologna sandwich on white bread

and five hungry samurai jumped out.

 

I put in my naughty foster dog along with his dinner

🤪 and a big stinky Barker egg comes out.

 

I put in some air freshener and a peg