November 10, 20196 yr Redback are petrified of me and the entire can of spray I will cost them in. No funnel webs down here.
November 13, 20196 yr Should we go Luna Park and ride the wooden rollercoaster? If the weather is right you can hear the timber creaking.
November 13, 20196 yr @jillar .... its swoopin season, Magpie attacks are listed seperately to the rest of the nasties... For the Brits, who have magpies... Ours are 10 times the size of yours and deadly.....
November 13, 20196 yr 5 minutes ago, Sazerac said: Y'all don't scare anybody..I know you will treat our Doreen right. They scare me lol. But I know Doreen's in safe hands with Jo
November 14, 20196 yr Things ta do before D arrives.... Practice not farkin swearing. (Cos Doreen's a lady) Remember, no heels. Edited November 14, 20196 yr by notsmokinjo
November 14, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, notsmokinjo said: Remember, no heels. Do flip flops come in heels over there?!
November 14, 20196 yr Dunno cos I wear thongs. I used to only wear thongs but my work insists on closed toe shoes so I have options now...boots and flats...I'm almost a fricken growled up.
November 14, 20196 yr 2 minutes ago, notsmokinjo said: Dunno cos I wear thongs Aren't thongs the same as flip flops?
November 14, 20196 yr Yep but I still wear thongs...(for accuracy sake it's pronounced fongs).... flip flops is just silly...not as bad as jandles though. Double pluggers are the best. .
November 14, 20196 yr Author 5 hours ago, notsmokinjo said: Things ta do before D arrives.... Practice not farkin swearing. (Cos Doreen's a lady) Remember, no heels. Lol.....I can drop the odd curse .... I will probably turn up in flip flops Jo ....so there will still be the height difference ... Maybe I will arrive on Nicky,s shoulders...that should make us even ...lol....
November 15, 20196 yr G’day Tips to Surviving Australia * Don't ever put your hand down a hole for any reason whatsoever. We mean it. * The beer is stronger than you think, regardless of how strong you think it is * Do not attempt to use Australian slang, unless you are a trained linguist and good in a fist fight. * Thick socks. * Take good maps. Stopping to ask directions only works when there are people nearby. * If you leave the urban areas, carry several litres of water with you at all times, or you will die. * Even in the most embellished stories told by Australians, there is always a core of truth that it is unwise to ignore.
November 15, 20196 yr 4 hours ago, Cbdave said: * Take good maps. Stopping to ask directions only works when there are people nearby. An if ya ask a local the directions will go somethin like this... "Yeah-nah luv ya going the wrong way ...first ya gotta chuck a yewey...then ya gotta head that way fer about oh I dunno, about 20 mins, yeah?, take the left at the big tree, then in about 15mins you'll come to a T, go right, right? an jus keep drivin, then bobs ta uncle an ya can't miss it." Edited November 15, 20196 yr by notsmokinjo
November 16, 20196 yr Author Daughter has left to airport ...next stop Singapore ....it's started !!!
November 16, 20196 yr 14 minutes ago, Doreensfree said: Daughter has left to airport ...next stop Singapore ....it's started !!! Be safe and have fun.
November 16, 20196 yr 2 hours ago, Doreensfree said: Daughter has left to airport ...next stop Singapore ....it's started !!! Have a wonderful time Doreen!
November 16, 20196 yr Have a great time Doreen, we'll miss you and will be waiting for some pics of your amazing holiday 😘😘
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