September 25, 20187 yr This is the FUCKET List! Things we could care less if we ever do in this life. First for me: Skydive. No reason to be relying on a damn parachute to get me safely back to Earth!!!! So Fucket!
September 25, 20187 yr Skydive is a good one! I don't care to ever climb Mt. Everest. For one, I'm lazy and 2: I have all this at home...
September 26, 20187 yr Author Scuba Diving! They ain't walking around in my world so I have no business swimming around in theirs. So to this I say FUCKET!!! Edited September 26, 20187 yr by jillar
September 26, 20187 yr Skydiving - done it. Scuba Diving - done it, lots. Everest - Agree, that's a fvckit. OK for me... Disneyland.... couldn't think of anything worse.
September 26, 20187 yr ^^yep & slingshot too.... omg how am i still alive... lets just say i thought i was invincible.
September 26, 20187 yr The written works of Homer that somehow pass as poems. ? That's time I'd never get back and life is frankly too short.
October 3, 20187 yr Author Feeding ducks! Hell no, they're mean and bite and chase after you to get the bread. Fucket!
October 3, 20187 yr ^^ I will... can I???? ..... Love me some hot laps.... that would be awesome!!! Ride the London Eye.... I'm not real good at confined spaces and heights are a challenge if there is no adrenaline to go with it.....so yep no big giant slow moving wheels for me, and yes that does include the Melbourne one... I like the pretty lights at night but I and riding that mofo.
October 4, 20187 yr On 10/2/2018 at 10:02 PM, jillar said: Feeding ducks! Hell no, they're mean and bite and chase after you to get the bread. Fucket! Ducks can be real dicks. They will push the ducklings out of the way to get more food for themselves. They're aggressive and greedy when you try to feed them. Then to show their appreciation for the bread, they shit all over everything. Geese live by a certain social order. Ducks are sociopaths.
October 8, 20187 yr And ducks are rapists... they are one of the few species of animals that will force themselves onto female against their will and what's worse is up to 20 other males will come to watch the event and cheer it on or join in.... ducks will even partake in necrophilia.... they are foul creatures.... but on the other hand unlike most other bird species that have an extendible penis and its all cork screwy... and luckily the female can prevent herself getting impregnated by a rapist duck by diverting its penis to a dead end section of her uterus or whatever it is they call it for ducks.. and speaking of rape watching if the chick duck has a mate and he comes back and she is getting raped he will usually just watch too and often abandon her as well.... ducks really are sociopaths.. dolphins are worse.... and sea otters.... but ducks rank right up there....
October 9, 20187 yr On 10/8/2018 at 3:31 PM, notsmokinjo said: And ducks are rapists... they are one of the few species of animals that will force themselves onto female against their will and what's worse is up to 20 other males will come to watch the event and cheer it on or join in.... ducks will even partake in necrophilia.... they are foul creatures.... That settles it ducks...We've all had just about enough of your shit! Duck season starts up again in about six-weeks...I'm just sayin'. Edited November 19, 20187 yr by Boo
October 9, 20187 yr On 10/8/2018 at 9:36 PM, bakon said: Booger....that dude makes.me.sick.... Edited November 19, 20187 yr by Boo
October 12, 20187 yr Author Base Jumping: No desire to run off a cliff and freefall. Hoping that there really is a working parachute in that backpack. FUCKET!!! Edited October 12, 20187 yr by jillar
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