Mac#23

Don't you think if someone's willing to pay you for that you should accept?

Like everyone else has said. You're addicted to nicotine. Just because it's only 4 smokes a day doesn't mean your not addicted. The fact that you continue to sneak out at night to have a couple smokes proves it. This is classic junkie thinking and rationalization. Quitting is the best thing to getting your life back to some sort of normalcy. So, find a seat on the train and let us help you toward a happier and healthier version of yourself.

Leaps

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Coughed up phlegm

Josey wasn't the best pupil at Sunday school. She often fell asleep and one day while she was sleeping, the teacher asked her a question. "Who is the creator of the universe?" Joe was sitting next to Josey and decided to poke her with a pin to wake her up. Josey jumped and yelled, "God almighty!" The teacher congratulated her. A little later the teacher asked her another question, "Tell me who is our lord and savior?" Joe poked Josey again and she yelled out, "Jesus Christ!" The teacher congratulated her again. Later on the teacher asked, "What did Eve say to Adam after their 26th child?" Joe poked Josey again and she shouted, "If you stick that thing in me again, I'll snap it in half and stick it up your ass!"

My outlook on life is looking pretty good

Meatballs

No, don't you think that destroying something is a great stress reliever?

Several young Republicans using privilege Young

I'm as serious as a heart attack

I don't think things are as bad as they seem

I wonder if that bar serves Buffalo wings?

Drivers require working steering controls Hmwrg

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Happy Days

Picking little objects just matters Plcks

I wonder if you can give me directions to the bar.

Diner open late

I wear my heart on my sleeve

Viola

Peeks