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  1. A woman finally divorces her abusive husband and decides she's ready to date again. She places a personal add in the newspaper asking for a man who would never lay a hand on her, never walk out on her, and be good in bed. A week goes by when the woman hears her door bell ring... She answers the door and sees a man without arms or legs. She asks how she can help him. He replies that he is answering her add from the paper. Woman says: but you have no arms. Man says: I'll never lay a hand on you. Woman says: but you have no legs. Man says: I'll never walk out on you. Woman says: But without any arms or legs how will you be good in bed? Man says: How do you think i rang the doorbell?
  2. Bill, Ben and Bob have been sharing an elk camp for 25 years. They all meet up during the summer and Bob breaks the news that his wife finally put her foot down and he will not be able to go elk hunting this year. After fielding countless insults and requests Bob says that there is nothing he can do. The day before the opener Bill and Ben head up to set camp and are shocked to see Bob is already there. The wall tent is up and a bonfire is already burning. They jump out with a confused look on their face. Bob says “ As the opener got closer I spent more and more time moping around the house. I guess she finally got the message. I was sitting in my chair watching tv last night and she sneaks up behind me and whispers in my ear to meet her in the bedroom in five minutes. When I go to make my way up the stairs I see there is a trail of rose petals leading up to the bedroom. I open the door and find the room filled with lit candles. There she was in a new get up from Victoria Secret with her wrists and ankles handcuffed to the bed posts. In her sexiest voice she said “Do anything you want”. So here I am!”
  3. I think it is safe to say this cant Happen to Me !
  4. Did you all know that Diarrhea is hereditary ? Yes it is It runs in your jeans !
  5. There is something positive to say about soft, quit, peaceful, sounds like my first wife, but we would have to add Loving to that list. We were soul mates, both felt each other, I would have no issues of spending the rest of my life in her arms. So yes lets call it a grand soft day ! Thank you Kat
  6. Well here I am made it thru all the medical stuff, all the work stuff (for to now) and all my family stuff. Now its no mans land of life, nothing special or bad, nothing exciting or different just Gray. Guess I should be happy for Gray, its just Gray is when I usually get in trouble, wander off the good road. I guess when you come down off of a high times the Ups and extreme downs the flat lands provide no challenge or excitement. This is also the time of year at work when reviews come, attendance, productivity, promotions and actions and now that all the promotions are done only the actions are left NTF, LOW, Terminations. I am stuck doing not only my shifts but two other shifts also. Been the bad guy before it is part of the Job, I just hate taking action on someone else's word. The only reason I haven't told my boss no aint going to do it is, the supervisor that should do it is gone, I could use the brownie points with the boss and third these guys are serious dicks and really just beg for it, makes it easier.
  7. Well here I am made it thru all the medical stuff, all the work stuff (for to now) and all my family stuff. Now its no mans land of life, nothing special or bad, nothing exciting or different just Gray. Guess I should be happy for Gray, its just Gray is when I usually get in trouble, wander off the good road. I guess when you come down off of a high times the Ups and extreme downs the flat lands provide no challenge or excitement. This is also the time of year at work when reviews come, attendance, productivity, promotions and actions and now that all the promotions are done only the actions are left NTF, LOW, Terminations. I am stuck doing not only my shifts but two other shifts also. Been the bad guy before it is part of the Job, I just hate taking action on someone else's word. The only reason I haven't told my boss no aint going to do it is, the supervisor that should do it is gone, I could use the brownie points with the boss and third these guys are serious dicks and really just beg for it, makes it easier. So easy on the eyes thank yo Ace
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  9. Feel good things to do ? I love to cook when feeling Blue, usually something weird, different, something I have never made before. A long hot soapy Bath, soft music cucumber one your eyes. Put on Saturday night fever and Dance the dances usually in my underwear. Now if the thought of that doesn't make you smile ? and Last but not leased call some naïve or gullible person and tell them the sky is falling and UFOs have been seen in all the areas the sky has fallen or some other equally silly thing and see how long you can keep them going, the cream on the Cake would be to get them to help you call every body and warn them.
  10. Its not just people being stubborn about the vaccine, Medical professionals, nurse doctors, Lab techs are refusing the vaccine. It has been proven the vaccine does not stop one from getting Covid The science is 180 degrees apart some say No No No and the others say your not being a good boy or girl if you refuse. And the fact that that 10% that have been vaccinated came down with it doesn't blow sunshine up my Kazu, I would rather my own immune system set up its defenses than a half baked vaccine the sciences can not agree on. Just the way I feel about it
  11. You know Girl I still have Urges no matter if its a good thing my feeling says have a smoke celebrate ! or if something is not going well it says have a smoke feel better. For me they have been fast and pretty much easy to shrug off. Just before my surgery I was cleaning out my truck cause I had to clear out the passenger seat for the wife and cam across a Honey Berry cigar package, my heart about jumped out of my chest, thank god it was spare fusses for my truck and not a cigar. I know what you mean by thank god I didn't have any !
  12. Vitamins B and D are very important nowadays just to strengthen you immune system against illness (Not to Mention names) I am sick of this crap also. we should be taking supplements.
  13. That sounds really Good, I think I will Have my third time around (3X21) Party. BBQ Scallops and Tiger Shrimp Kabobs, Ice cold Michelob ultra, dry salami, pepperoni, sharp cheddar appetizers. Thank you Dave !
  14. You have been there and done that Darcy, so get back to it. I am still working on getting a year under my belt and just seem to blow it just before. This is the one I get to that year and just like Forest Gump I ran my quit to a year I might as well run it to two years and the 3, 4, 5. You have your tools, you have all this support grab on and run with it !
  15. Now that I can read a Tape Measure I am back to Getting my Game room remolded, my Laundry room and tiled painted, and My pool plumbing upgraded. the extent that we depend on sight is what 90% of life, and I can say when its being taken away it effects you, big time. Listen to me rant on, sounding like a ex smoker preaching the evils of nicotine. But same as quitting and getting a new lease on life to have your sight restored is also a new lease on life. I wear my sun glasses, safety goggles, face shield eye drops. I am taking care of them and not taking my sight for granted. I have quit smoking ! I have had my heart fixed ! I have had my eyes fixed, Damn this year was full of trials and blessings, my life has basically restarted at 62 years old ! you know just because you don't get sick very often and your not over weight doesn't mean you shouldn't get a yearly physical and Blood work. I real easily could have not had to do any of this if I had just got the blood work every year and of course if I had never started smoking. But then again My father died from a massive heart attack at 75, he never smoked, drank or used salt, was over weight But road a bicycle 60 plus miles a day for 20 or so years ? Wow listen to me second guess the benefits of being proactive with your health, I know what it is I still don't trust the pharmaceuticals and for good reason, and just like the police, doctors, mechanics, teachers, priests ( clergy ), not all are Bad but enough of them are to stain the profession. Goodness I need to get back to my Positive state of Mind ! My life at this time is going pretty Damn good and I am ecstatic about where I am, how I am and where I am headed ! I have all you great people Walking with me thru this life full of support and caring. I really do have a blessed life !
  16. What happened to the view ? It was very easy on my eyes ? Thank you Gus
  17. Its Like waking up after a night of rain, The sky is Bluer than blue and the clouds are puffy and bright white, it hurts to look up at the beauty of sight. Everything is crystal ! What a adventure, can you believe I was awake and watched them remove the Lens out of my eyes, No patches afterwards, No real Pain to speak of, and every day my Vision gets Better and Better. At my app yesterday I was reading the bottom line on the eye chart ! and my eyes are still getting better. 3 different eye drops for the next couple of months and it will all be done, I am so freaking excited and happy, shit Happy doesn't come near how I feel. If you have Cataracts get them removed give yourself a Blessing !
  18. I got new eyes for you !
  19. Well Its Here @ I have waited for this seems like years now Got covid19 tested this morning and Wednesday I get my new eyes. I am so ready for this, but now i am getting something is going to mess this up feeling. You all most likely wont hear from me for 10 / 12 days With new Baby fresh eyes
  20. goodness I remember those days of the Bees ,hive Hummers what a great fad.YES Buzz a Buzz Hummmmm Hummmmmm
  21. what about your own Whoville BOO

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