notsmokinjo

Sherbert bomb

Are ya farken kiddin me! You got through Christmas Eve to New Years Day without havin a flippin fag. If ya were gunna turf ya quit and were trying to splain it that time was it, but na ya grit ya teeth an kept on keepin in then ya dumb mole so why should now be any different. Ffs get a grip. Besides if ya do light up the kid won't let them play am I Eva gunna see ya face again as they haul ya coffin out the church. Edit: OK dipshit, having a smoke is not gunna give you back ya Vegemite, for starters they don't taste anything alike, secondly you don't like the smokes and ya frickin love Vegemite so there is no comparison... Its for 3 weeks, maybe a bit longer... Suck it up princess cos you can do this. Right... No smoking...got it cos the Vegemite angels will smite you if you do and Vegemite will taste like sh¡t for ever and a day if you do. Edit: The Kid's (12) response a few weeks ago when I was worried my Vegemite deprivation would make the nicodemon more powerful and might be in serious danger of tossing my quit... What does smoking have to do with Vegemite? That's not even logical mum that just stupid? I call Bullshit. Just go away and have a good hard think about how silly and immature you are being. That is so stupid, "I really want vegemite and I can't have it and I'm really worried because of this I'll have a smoke". Go put ya big girl pants on ya sooky sooky la la you need a time out mum until you can be normal again." Outta the mouths of babes! Edit: Are you insane, you can control if you smoke or not, only you control that not anyone else, not a doctor, or a blood test, or a reading on a monitor... you control that, its the one thing you do control and you want to give that up, for what 30 seconds of aah and that's it... that one first drag, don't be a dickhead.

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Should I start a new thread with my plan to ensure Straya's World Domination... maybe I shouldn't cos then everyone will know how to defeat us. Maybe I should just write a letter to the pm and get him to do it or the treasurer because it will involve a lot of money... why do I always think of this in the afternoon, is thinking of this linked to coffee consumption or Sovereign Hill Raspberry drops.... hmmm.... more coffee o'clockski

Its home time in 33mins so if I have another coffee will I be able to hold my bladder until I get home?

So I have lots of random thoughts... and well sometimes its just nice to share....this thread is a spot to share any random thought you might have.. Random thought: If I me body has to heat the icecream up before it can digest it that should burn energy therefore shouldn't eating icecream take more energy than ya get outa it and therefore be low fat even if its made with fat milk?

Does it count if its a true story.... 2am Monday morning the phone rings, call id says its the parentals... best answer now I'm awake... nsj: "yes dad?" ... cos mum wouldn't be up at that time nsj's dad: "Oh good your up. I've got a problem" nsj: "what's wrong" (kinda worried as the he aint the healthiest) nsj's dad: "I need you to take me to the hospital" nsj: "I'm on me way, but ring a bloody ambulance. What's wrong" (as I head to get up the kid and throw her in the car because she can't be home alone) nsj's dad: "welll I have a runny nose and 'the google' told me it might be the plague" nsj: "Sorry bubs, go back to sleep, Grandad's just being a goose.... Dad I'm hanging up now AND when I come over tonight I'm disconnecting the wifi for a week because 'the google' does not know everything and you do not have the plague" nsj's dad: "How do you know, I think I'll call a ambulence" nsj: "Go to flippin bed you drongo. You live in Melbourne Australia and the chances that you have the plague are buckleys and none." (nearly bought smokes over that one)

now if ya wanna talk real footy.... here's the team: and it don't matta how much of a Bogan I am I aint ever gunna root for my team (not even for a premiership)

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True (soprano, alto, tenor & baritone sax, Bb clarinet, flute, recorder[it is so an instrument], piano and melodian) NP can play tennis

When I win tatts I'm gunna get me a: Veyron

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and out comes a notaphilist I insert some cabbage and onions

beazel - thanks, so you missed my butchering of the english language, LOL. Has Jillar made it over?

a teen comedy. I put it some nuts and bolts

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Neva let it be said I'm a tight ar5e.... here ya go Bakon, a pair a boobies just for you:

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adobo ... Filipino heaven in a bowl (or as the kid says... salt and vinegar chicken)

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