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And Bakon's the first bugger to question if me posts are English.... Sh1t mate I'm think its time ta run a translation service.

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Man flu.... Nutella

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Lemon butter Here Slips take these concrete pills an harden the fark up :).. All betta now?

Four down, done an dusted. Well done.

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I should start a timtam relief fund and post some over... But it will be conditional of receiving and eatin Vegemite... You must have a balanced diet. Jubes

Blister in the Sun - Violent Femmes Why would you skip a family event

Slips have I not extolled the virtues of bloody timtams enough and who would dunk when you can slam! Havaiana Thongs

7 months.. Well done mate, bonza effort.

1. My kid is a ranga 2. I'm ambidextrous 3. I hate pizza.

I don't have a GPS to lend ya but I've got a 2008 Melways and a map of Tasmania.

Do you need a GPS?

Hey Ela... The peeps on this train seam pretty cool and supportive (unless they can't read ya accent ). Glad ya found your way here.

Wonderin who pointed out to reciprocity that it ain't the smartest to hang shit on someone's English while using incorrect grammar so he went and edited? Hmm. Also wonderin if window licker of the month gets a trophy cos it might be worth the insult then.

Fosters

16... (Omg in my mind Beazel was on the Lido deck)

2 is the lie.. Just guessing, dunno if ya have sibs... But assuming you have roast for Chrissy dinner and know you always cook the roasts.

Nougat

You lie so well Slip .. Pity its not a comm games sport or you could not only get Britain gold in sarcasm but also in bullsh1t.

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