notsmokinjo

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Q. Wot do ya get when ya cross and athiest with a dyslexic? A. A person who doesn't believe in Dog.

When the kid was little and it was tea time an she didn't wanna eat no more she'd say: "I had enuff" but when she wanted more of somethin she'd say "I haddy more?"

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I own 10 pairs a shoes.... 1 pair of cleats, 1 pair of runners (trainers), 1 pair of Berkenstocks (fancy shoes) and 6 pairs of Havaianas.... think I'm set.

Well happy International Women's Day... think I need to hand in me fvckin feminist card after that one ^ ..... Yay Chicks Rule?!

Happy International Womens Day... one an all...

:( wot no rowin race's at Lido Deck Functions.... seriously??????????????????... man I was a champion at the coxless skulls.... I wos so good the boys in the footy team even gave me an honorary co(k so I could compete with them in the 8 hand....

I can guarantee we wouldn't loose a fight and we'd win the frickin rowing races.

Big Jet Plan - Angus and Julia Stone What will you do there.

Fvcken oath its True... TNP can convincingly speak with an accent

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^^^wot she said.... tryin ta get the kid out the door fer school

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Ok boys an girls its story time with aunty jojo..... lets set the scene: I'm a single mum who works part time and budgets from fortnight to fortnight.... the kid is a few months off 3 and her dad has just stood her up for visitation for the 10th time in a row as we drive past the club (sports club, so a pub with a tote, pokies, resteraunt areas.... she asks through her sobs if we can have dinner at the club. So I know I have $30 in my purse, enough food at hone for 2 days and 4 days to payday but bein a sucka swing iinto the club. Now at one end of the club there is an indoor fountain that the kid calls the wishin well. At the other end of the dining room is our table between us are about 300 upper middle bogans. I order, I pay and we sit ta wait. The kid asks for "a munies a make a wish" I find 20c and of she skips through the resteraunt, singin to herself about goin to make a wish...she toss the coin in the fountain an then I kid you not, she yells at the top of her voice as she skips her way back "Guess wot mummy darlink heart jo-sar-pina, mine maked .a wish. Mine wished you could gets a new boyfend and he could put his peanits in your bagia and I can gets a new bruva or sista"...peeps were chokin on an spittin out food left right an centre. And I couldn't afford ta get up an leave.

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Don't stress... just got double teamed into defeat by Joe an Not.

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