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6 .... I didn't die yet so the day is good... headaches and sore throat not so good.... my bubba is off at camp hope she isn't freezing in her $210 dollar sleeping bag... although miss flirty eyes got it for $99... cos it was the display one and .... I don't frickin know how.... I'm totally screwed aren't I????

^^ Do you still have a house Fluffy or did Hubbyski make you homeless and now you have to live with the purple hatted gnomes in your garden? OK we have a winner..... 1. True... after training for years in a pool at least once a day 6 days a week I am so programmed that the only way for me to pool is to lap swim. 2. True.... what can I say, I kinda get off on the adrenaline rush and the thrill of being smashed against the floor of the sea by dirty arse rough waves... I mean one of my fave beaches is called Matchsticks... cos it likes to make them.... suck a thrill and sharks don't like it dirty and rough... (I don't care if that is not true, I believe it and that's all the matters) 3. BIG FAT LIE ... I will swim in a river or lake or dam but it has to be stinking fricking hot and there must be a lack of reeds/rushes and preferably a stone bottom...and it must flow... hapyy to water ski and stuff but much prefer the salty ocean with its less chance of snakes and leeches.... omg leeches blurgh. @Sslip your up.

6 ... morning boys... and Fluffski.

I almost forgot, this bloke helped set up the new recliner and I invited him to stay for the celebrations. I'm not sure why he insisted on bringing his saddle too but assume you'll be able to find its purpose... Happy lickin' Quit Aversary

Congratulations @jillar for being too years smoke free!! We all know it isn't easy and yet you make it seem like it is. In a year that has thrown numerous hurdle into your life path you have fought hard and KTQ like the quit master that you are. I hope you have some brownies all ready to kick back in your shiny new Lido Deck recliner and celebrate your awesome work and achievement. For all the work you do around the boards, with bring back long forgotten posts for the newbies so they can have their second or third life. For always being one of the first to welcome newbies, or celebrate or answer and sos or a question. Or for keeping half the boar din hysterics with your wonderful ability to question like a 2 year old.... we thank and salute you. To help kick of the celebrations I prepared a special cake just for you, complete with special ingredients... well done my friend and congratulations on another brilliant milestone.

Congratulations @Wayne045 on achieving 2 years smoke free. Two years is a wonderful achievements so please take your place on you new recliner chair on the Lido Deck as we all celebrate with you on your amazing quit.

Congratulations @Illpass for reaching 7 months smoke free. 7 months have come around so quickly, keep NOPEing every day and before you know it you will be on that Lido Deck. Make sure you give your self a reward for all the hard work you have put in to KTQ.

^^That's from everyone on the mighty QT... just wanted to add a personal woohoo lml, you are doing suck and amazing job and I love that your are sharing your journey with us via your blogs. Confession: I'm a little bit jealous I didn't blog my earlier quit because I see so much of what you are writing now being a huge help to someone else down the track. You are already paying to forward... Onward and upwards cos this is a really good, solid start you have happening. So... I bet this is how your feeling today....

Congratulations @lml on your very first (of many) month's of Freedom! You have worked so hard to reach this 1 month mark. Watching you grow with your quit has been inspiring. Not only have you gone smoke free but you are have also gone nicotine free. You should be so proud of your achievement I know we all are. So make sure you take some time out, pop your feet up and reflect on how far you have come. And spoil yourself with a reward because you deserve it.

I took notes the other day... will do a food porn post later... I know it is owed. Um.... amaretto Biscotti

Still think my T is better than your T.... White Chocolate TimTams

^^ and they blow on there thistle whistles and Nessy comes... I always wanted a thistle whistle.

Its Biscuit Day... here have a bickie.... and there the good ones, they're TimTams our other national food, and they've been double dipped... and don't worry about ya health jag, on Biscuit day there are no calories in a bickie

Root.... rooting is alwasy hot, an sticky AND on that note its time to switheroo.... cos I have the new topic in NOPElandia..... Its Biscuit Day... so lets get to it with the Bickies... Shortbread (yes, Thank you Scotland)

We changed the name of our penguins... they used to be called Fairy Penguins but now we have to call them Little Penguins because calling them Fairies is offensive, splain that to little kids.....

So @reciprocity enjoyed his holiday down under to Aus....

2... or make said international incident worse.... humph... wots the point....

Morning NOPEsters.... well its still pitch black outside but I'll pretend its a nice lovely day... the potential is there... it is definately a wearing of red thongs day (on my feet people, on my feet) need me some colour... so besides being awesome and smoke free, and noping what does today hold???... its is UN World International Peacekeepers Day... where we remember all those peace keepers who help police the world.... In Aus, its wear white to work day to remember all those lives touched by suicide, so I actually had to go buy something white cos I didn't have anything.... and it is Biscuit Day... events on bickie day include extreeme dunking challenge, a symposium on creamed or not creamed... so here is a special shout out to all the Biscuits I've loved before... there is the Monte Carlo, the Iced Vovo, the Kingston.... omg I just got frickin topic of the day peoples.... So before I rush of to do the mum thing an get the kids lunch ready... I need to do the most import thing to start my day.... I hereby pledge that on this most auspicious day of the biscuit I will NOPE cos nothing controls my life but me. Topic of the day: Biscuits (in honor of Biscuit Day)

I just looked up the word "seppo." According to the interwebs that is Aussie slang for an American who is full of shit... Fair enough. @Boo the interwebs was not really good at splainin then... let me get me frickin Strine of for this cos I feel I splained it a lot before.... its like this... yeah Seppo can be a nasty way to talk about a yank (cos in Straya ya all frickin yanks even the ones from the south).... but then again it can be a term of endearment for frickin yank... cos this is the frickin place where we use the C word to address our mates.... it all just depends on context.... see I was gunna say to @Sslip "Yeah na ya sick c*** that's an awesome frickin wooho post ya bastard" but went then I went nah-yeah... cos even though I'm pretty sure he knows that's like the altimate compliment an a sign of frickin mateness maybe he might not, cos well the c word.... but then you called me Aussie and I was like cool me seppo mate gave me a woohoo, best be saying ta an all... yeah, nah... fvcked that up didn't I, ay... soooooo.... here is the quote from surfer.com, where ya ask an local... splains what I mean when I use seppo... now if I thougt ya were the full a shit variety of a seppo I would had some adjective or other before it... so calm ya fvckin farm luv ducks and take a nice ol chill pilll I wasn't havin a subtle go at ya... if I wanted to have a subtle go I woulda gone... "Thanks maaate"... cos really if I wanted to have a go there'd be no cagey subtle bullshit an ya wouldn;t need no web search ya silly duffa (an that's not nasty either!).. from www.surfer.com Q: I was recently in Australia and the Aussies kept calling me a "seppo." What does that mean and where did that word come from? --John Marcus, San Francisco, CA A: Sorry to be the one to break it to you, John, but you've just been identified as a certifiable foreigner. South of the border you're a gringo, in Hawaii you're a haole. In Australia, you're a septic tank--seppo for short. The term was originally derived from rhyming slang: Yank = septic tank. Not exactly sure on the logic there, but the term has also been said to reference Americans' tendency to be "full of shit." Don't take it too personally though; as long as it wasn't preceded by an irate expletive, you can consider it a term of endearment. Roight... ya got it????? Good...

1 ... stings a bit that's for sure... need to go stop an international incident... fricking frick frick..

00... oh, ouch, slap me :rolleyes ... wot a fun way to start my day...

18 i take one 2.5 hour sleep and this happens???

wot the fruck

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