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minussing of the minus one minus one by another one.

Retrospective 13... gee I'm really bad at doing this every day... Happiness is a hot corned beef dinner with left over cabbage for Colcannon the next day. 14th ... Knowing there is home made chocolate mousse in the fridge for afters tonight and it didn't come out of a packet.

^^ Oh, because its finished until next year, I get it now, that's clever. Xylophones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

minusing of the one.

1.... i'm not rushing off so I can wait for the 1800... at the rate we are going it will be in 2-3 weeks tops.

because they don't read the instructions that say "distilled water only" Why are pleats such a pain in the arse to iron?

1 ... thanks Lucky Joe7... don't need to worry about numbers now until its near 1800... that one is special.

True ... usually little old men... but I was taught you always offer your seat to any man who looks over 50 cos you never know if he has been to war. TNP has told someone else to give up their seat for an elderly or pregnant woman

*** One of the first bits of history Aussie kids learn... which is quickly followed by "But how did he nail it to a post and it didn't break" dunno why when (possible the Portugese) but definately the Dutch and the French discovered and landed in Australia centuries before the British we aren't all speaking Dutch or French... big mistake, HUGE!

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True... and loud, and nasty, and below the belt.. (um I have kidney issues, and am supposed to drink at least 2 litres of H2O a day and I rarely drink a litre... it is very naughty of me) TNP would give up their seat for someone their own age and gender if they looked tired/ill on the train.

-5 .. thanks one to go... I don't want another number until 1800

-8 ... seriously go play 1-20,000 picks... I wanna post 1616 but its stalled

it limits earring options and peoples pick on you a lot and say they are doll ears... but can still fiddle with em if ya want, just not sure why ya would. Is it normal to use scented distilled water in ya iron?

no lobes looks like this:

Stop sittin on the flippin fence. Should the lobeless miss having something to twizzle?

art stick

Yeah-nah, I was always a sucker not a biter. Which is more freaky teeny tiny toes or no ear lobes?

You don't strike me as an ungrateful brat Sslip, she gave you life and many laughs, be a good lad now and give her a cheerio. Are Cheerios called cheerios because its how you say hello to the day?

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^^ Oh Golfs not pointless... \/ \/ Lancashire, a great place for Chicks in 1612

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Do you think I maybe shrunk them sucking on them as a kid? Do my tiny toes and my huge feet make me a freak?