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True... watched Iron Will cos I'm a sucker for an underdog movie... then I watched Prince Caspian ... yep kid left the telly on the disney channel and the remote was off over the other side of the room and the force was not with me. tnp would rather watch a movie than a series

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Hey Pork Chop... Pig is still going to be away for at least a few more weeks.... there's no way he will know what we get up to .... what do you say? Now everyone else... Reci is away, he is busy moving house, he does not have internet access... I have not done anything nefarious to everyone's favourite Canadian, well after Ryan Reynolds, so that I can have my wicked way with everyone's favourite Portugese wanker. NOPE he is a very busy pig moving to hes fancy, shmancy new stye hours away from his old one. Until he has finished the move and settled in he doesn't have net access... oohh... but he will be back, I have not hidden his body... I'm sure he misses you all, well not as much as he misses Pork Chop, but he surely does.

... hmmm... Sslippy is the most amazing cricketer in the history of cricket who never played for Australia 00

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-1... oi enough of that... is this punishment for being nasty to sslip??? 00....

Fluffy & Friends - Bk 14: catlover This is catlover See her nope Superfluous words catlover. Smart catlover, clever catlover Catlover knows heaps a words. 

Fluffy & Freinds - Bk 13: johnny5 This is Johnny5 Johnny 5 is alive See him woohoo Here's Johnny, Johnny 5 Go Cubbies.

-3 ... so Fluffy if you don't know naught about that crickety thing how did ya know about inspecting the pitch??? oh and you should have had the ball next to sslipy's hand not in it... ?

-2... greetings to those of the north. ?

Oh its 11C(51F) here right now.. 5.40am middle of winter... looking at a high or 15C(59F) with rain... yay rain....not cold enough for jumpers or heaters.... its gunna be int the 20s next week. Thanks @G67 for converting to C... way too early for math... oh and stay cool and hope the fires are far, far away...

Flog - 1. Steal, 2. Sell, or 3. Masturbate no its not regional we just like to make it hard for youse to know what were on about. 1. ie “Wheredja get that Bill? I hope ya didn’t flog it” .... "Course I frickin flogged it." "Where did you get that from Bill? I hope you did not steal it" ..... "Of course I stole it" (someone who steals (flogs) something is NOT called a flogger) 2. ie "Areya gunna fix up ya old car?" .... "Yeah- Na! I reckon I’ll just flog it instead!” "Are you going to have your old car repaired?" .... "No, I think I'll just sell it instead" (Someone who sells things or flogs them off is NOT called a flogger) 3. ie "Pork Chop's havin a flog" "Pork Chop is busy masturbating" (Someone who masturbates IS a flogger.... this is also often used as an insult... "Don't listen to steve he's such a flogger".. said with total disdain.... oh an cos were Aussies and everything has multiple meanings and intentions it can be used almost affectionately like saying you silly duffer... ie someone does or says something a bit naff and you say "Oh ya flogger" and everyone laughs)

Good morning NOPErs welcome to International Lefthanders Day. For 42 years, the 13th of August has been the day to recognise the struggles and celebrate the differences of the 10 percent of the population who are lefties, or southpaws, or goofyfooters or as they are in my neck of the woods molly dookers. So for all he kids who just couldn't do scissors in school well done for mastering that skill. So some famous lefties include Ned Flanders, Oprah, Babe Ruth, Brian Lara, Bill Gates, Marie Currie, Jimi Hendrix, Kurt Cobain, and our very own bunny, Jillar. So to @jillar and all the other lefties on the QT... have a happy international lefties day. Fun Fact Lefty Facts: (cos the nope pics weren't happening) 1. A Lefty who quits is 95% more likely to live a longer life than a righty who doesn't. 2. American politics has taken a distinct shift to the left in recent years, with 66% of recent presidents being lefties... thats Reagan, the first Bush, Clinton & Obama. Prior to Reagan only 4 presidents were lefties. 3. Left Handed Golf Clubs cost up to 200% more than right handed ones. 5. Cort Guitars only make left handed guitars 3 times a year. NOPE... cos I deserve to be smoke free even if I'm right handed

Oh. ok... I put out honey bread sop and millet for the rosellas and lorikeets .... and my neighbour puts out mince for the magpies but I think thats so he can keep the kids away from the park.

-3 ... um bird seed stuck to dunny rolls with peanut butter? ... seriously thugh they can do their flippin jobs an eat the spiders.... will put out water for em on hot days though.

-1 ... but cake??? for the birds?? I thought you were supposed to spend tuppence a bag to feed the birds.... bloody british stereotypes smashed to shit again.

Sunday 12th... day 2 of the Elvis tribute show... great contribution there from @Boo ...

@Sslip here's a Ssunday fight song, go get em slugger.. this week there shall be no ball injuries, and a double figure score followed by a *.... cos kick arse female drummer.

Congratulations @mei for being 1 2 years smoke free! Well done on achieving one year 2 years of freedom from smoking and nicotine. This is an awesome achievement and you have have earnt the special Lido Deck recliner. So make sure you do something super special to celebrate and reward yourself for all the work you put in to make it through the first year to the end of the 2nd year of your smoke free life. Now sit back and let us help celebrate.

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