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On the lucky day. Why do our chinese shops give you chocolates and the American ones give you cookies?

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UM.... I'm cheering for England... did that dry up the tears of laughter?

I was going with the theory its bad luck to be superstitious, how do I get rid of the kiss of death?

Nah if he was real posh he'd have swans dontcha think?

So I just barracked for Belgian cos I couldn't bring myself to barrack for France... bloody hell that's it I have to cheer for them in the final now so someone else can win... what is wrong with me?

Was he named Nemo before or after deciding to live in the filter system?? Was he there so long cos he was waiting for a Pelican to assist his escape?

Thank you Romania for the Amandine Cake...

They have been using this show as a filler with the world cup and le tour... and I'm kind of addicted... but its like he is channeling gene wilder's wonka and its very odd.

@Sslip & @WeegieWoman ... this bloke who comes across as a hypster Willy Wonka wannabe ....

Nemo lived in the filter system for 6 months???

Jillar, couldn't you call it Nige for short? Slip, make the grand kiddies name them, kids come up with the wierdest names, do you think your grandkids could give us a laugh? Weegie, if you have more than one siamese in a tank they fight to the death... but they are pretty to look at?

Playing the SLOX where x = 99 99 Flake

Oh we know you can only have one in the tank at a time... the tank just has a high turnover rate... I'll ask her if she wants another and tell her she has to call it weegie. Do you think she'll be keen? Jillar, why is it bad you didn't name Nigelle No Mates the last one left?

SWITCHEROO ... SWITCHEROO..... "Chocolate" ... all and anything chocolate... for the purposes of this topic the word Chocolate will have the same rules applied to it as the word The or A... so Chocolate Mousse... can be an M.... Ülker ..... Turkish bean to chocolate manufacturer and owner of Godiva Chocolatier

Apparently its funny to name Siamese fighting fish after movie karate people and its also funny to call a fish 'fluffy'. I'm not sure I can live through the requiem mass for two more flipping fish. Do you think making me play the last post is a bit excessive? So where can I get magic soccer spay?

Well yes, the kid has had Mr Han, Mr Miagi, Bruce, Chuck, Mr Noris, Jackie, Mr Chan, Jet and Fluffy.... she has decided she doesn't want anymore fighting fish. I think the kid just feeds them too much what do you think?

Good morning fellow NOPErs and welcome to Blueberry Muffin Day. I would have baked some for everyone but I only had apples and mandarins in the house. So if you like a blue berry muffin to day is the day to indulge. Blueberries are heart food. But as to smoking, that's a resounding: NOPE ... cos nothing controls me but me. Topic of the Day: sticking with Chocolate

I my prayers.

They don't get that big if I'm in charge. should I change my name to fish killer?

Nope. They weren't real goldfish, just dumplings he made that looked like goldfish.... I'm lucky if we can get a fish to live once year. Why is that?

Oh were you his older cousin?

Do you know my dad once decided to do a 7 course chinese banquet that included stuffed goldfish?

How come the poms have the best nerd shows... Eggheads, QI ... and I have just discovered The Crystal Maze.....

Nope everynight (well that she cooks)... "Oh that's my favourite, what is it Darl?" (If its really edible and he actually likes it.... "Oh I love this, this is my absolute favourite" .... as kids we used to sit back and wait until he tasted before we had any... if he loved it we would be able to eat it, if not... uuuurgghh) I kid you not.... she could serve a grey pile of goo that had less flavour than clag and this would be my dad: