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Well your testing me now fellas... most of the chick singers I like are not Aussies ... that said let me just spin the wheel of Aussie Music Wonderfulness and gift the world....

9. Consult with the all knowing guru of everything, lady google, to self diagnose a little sniffle as the bubonic plague.

Omg....I was a bloody page behind... 6. Lodge your tax to get your return.

9. Hang them on strings above your veggie patch to deter the birds.

https://youtu.be/pC-gAD-0-OY

^ BEST cold sore treatment known to man... or so all my boomer relos tell me... pretty good on pimples too. EDIT: see previous page, 4711.

This song killed it at the Blue Light Discos back in the day... you know your Gen-Xer from Straya when you went to under-age discos held by the cops at the town hall and a song with this title was played more than once a night....

Growing up we has an Arnold's biscuit factory 1 block from school...and in the other direction the Lagoon Lolly Factory...so we could either smell fresh baked bickies (cookies) or the lovely smell of lollies being boiled (candy/taffy). But even better....we also were the home of the world's only Vegemite factory...when the wind blew just right it was the lovely smell of Vegemite and sometimes cheddar cheese. Now where I live is surrounded by market gardens (mmm wet cabbage & broccoli smell) and the biggest sewage treatment plant in Australia...I've come so far down.

Um...just read this to the kid, and I quote.. "How could that happen?, Did they move?".... followed by.... "30 degrees?!?...but they don't even stop softball until it's 38deg, and they play cricket and tennis when it's in the 40s. Is that why we call them whinging poms?" Dunno how any of the convicts and first settlers survived their first summer here.

Little Debbie is absent from my landscape.

Drumsticks are similar to choc tops but you really only get choc tops at the movies.

Feeling a bit shook you mob are deprived of this movies staple... pop corns nice an all, and a box of jaffas is on the money.... but going to the flicks and not having choc tops...I'm kinda shattered for you.

Watching a cooking show with the kid... The kid: "She wants to open an Indian-French fusion resteraunt, wots she gunna serve curried snails?"

Are choc tops just an Aussie thing?

Here's one from @Cbdave's neck of the woods...

3. Blue eye shadow...you know that shade like pool chalk.

Confession: I liked the glass they served my water in at the work function last night so I bought it home in my pocket.

8. Nutbush 8 trends that you were shattered to miss at the time, but in hindsight think phew.....

Confession: I just ate a creme brulee pie from Macca's even though I know it's going to make me vomit for about 2 hours.

Keeping with the theme...while I'm at the iffice Christmas in July Party.... here's and Aussie Christmas song...

Back to our NAIDOC Week broadcasting and I present the always wonderful Pigram Brothers...

1. Use as s coster.

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