Doreensfree
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Dam !!!!....you sticks!!!.... 00000
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18...I'm hanging on !!!
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Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage. Shamus said "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!" Murphy replied, "Don't worry - just follow me." He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky. Shamus said "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!" Murphy replied, with a smile. "Don't worry, I have a plan, Cheers!" They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, "OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth." The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free. At the tenth pub Shamus said "Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killin'me!" Murphy said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub
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Old man Murphy and old man Sean were contemplating life when Murphy asked, “If you had to get one or the other would you rather get Parkinson’s or Alzheimer’s? ”Sure, I rather have Parkinson’s”, replied Sean “’Tis better to spill a couple of ounces of Jameson whiskey than to forget where you keep the bottle!”
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17 ....yaaaa...I'll have a double then !!!
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Congratulations 2 years ...reward yourself today ...
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Today is a good day to join you happy NOPER,S.....
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Look at these beauties @Cbdave..... They are already in pieces ...ready to eat ..Yum !!!!!......pm your address if you want some ...carnt promise they won't melt in the post .....
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Pleased if all went well for you Linda ...never doubted your Quit for a second .xx
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Hello and welcome Icanhike ... Congratulations for taking your life back in control....so glad you found us .... You will get a 100 percent support here.... All the way to Freedom ... We have a few great runners here....I'm sure they will be along to spur you on your way..... You will be amazing on how quick your lungs will start to heal....
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1 positive ..you haven't had long to worry about a outfit ...which is just as well ....men...do you want to borrow my frying pan ....
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2 ....I fear the chicklettes.are taking a break ....
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Have you got cigarettes ???. Or ...Did you go out and buy some ... Evelyn.!!!!.....only after a couple of hours..your still not committed... We can only support you .... You have to put the work in ...
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Keep reading and watching the videos....refresh your mind ....get your tool box in order ....prepare yourself for the fight ...
