REZ

Come on and take a free ride on the train! Good for the mind and body!

Nice work Mike!

Doesn't do anything for me at all!

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Well after my second appendix operation I woke up the second day after with 3 nurses standing over me waiving this long thin tube smirking and smiling saying, Well rez you have not been able to go #1 for over a day and your billiards down there are the size of melons so we are going to have to give you a FULL catheter! I said What!!! you are going to stick that tube where???? O sweet Jesus! More morphing first please, pressing my button! 2 held my arms because I was not a happy camper and one worked down below the belt line. Wow did that hurt and hurt in places I never thought could feel pain before! After they left about 15 minuets later i was lying there in shock thinking well this day has going to hell pretty fast and now i got 4 tubes in me. CRAP! My first microscopic appendix operation went well, barely missed a step, went in Thursday morning, operation Friday morning and out Sunday morning and back to work Monday. Unfortunately the pain came back a couple of days later because the appendix had leaked on the way out and a sist had going in place of the old appendix. The second operation in a week really messed me up. Had 4 tubes in me, antibiotics drip, some kind of a saline solution flush I think to flush me out that caused my lucky charms to swell up, morphing with a button so when I felt pain all I had to do was push the magic button, and now the full catheter, crap! They said the faster you get things moving again the faster you will get out of here so every chance I got I would walk the halls dragging my iv rack behind me a couple of times a day and threw out the night. A couple of days later thing started working again, the melons went back to normal and one by one the tubes taken out. Never want to go through that again! I did go threw a small morphine withdrawal at home the first day or so. Hey Mike, She might look like Tracey, and you can try to duplicate, replicate, imitate, clone, or copy her, but there is only ONE original my Tracey!!!!

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I hate Fuking Mondays!

Nice job! Congratulations!

Super Sonic!

Nice job Joe!

Nopping!

I have learned this long ago. You talk in millimeters not inches! I say "May I have a millimeter cut please" They are all scissor crazy and play games for money, like who can have the biggest pile of hair on there floor, the winner at the end of the day takes the cash! lol!

Ok REZ stands for RobbeerbillygosamithgonEnstingiderloptgotshiZ its a native name from the mountain regions in south central america. Now I was dubbed an egg stealer for what reason I have no idea, didn't come here to find an egg, wasn't looking for an egg, never eggpected this and is hard to eggxplain, I thought she was a potato! We meet in chat one night to be eggxact when we were eggxtremely board! First we were eggcellent quit buddies and got along eggtraordinarily well and started eggchanging pm's. Soon we were pming all the time and decided to eggplore the eggtraordinary feelings we were eggperiencing so I eggported myself over to Eggland and didn't know what to eggpect. We were both very egghilarated to finally meet but it was like we knew each other already eggtreemly well. We had an eggceptionally good time so she came here to eggplore our eggploding relationship further. Now in eggactly one month from now she will be here eggain on her third eggxcursion. This is eggactly how is happened, I'm not eggxaggerating and that is no yoke! My avatar is before my makeover.

What I meant was, All we can do is learn from the past, enjoy and make the most out of the present, and plan for the future and everything will be ok! :)

Wow! a lot of thought, theories, and speculation here from you guys. I'm very impressed! What will happen to mankind? Can he parish and be wiped off this plant? Yes By what? The Sun, In approximately 800,000 years the sun will flare up as it is burning out roasting the earth before it collapses in to a black hole and pulls all the planets in to it or a electromagnetic pulse from the sun could render the worlds electric grid useless and I read where 75% of the worlds population would die off within 2 weeks from starvation and/or exposure to the weather. Either way, Game over! A microscopic virus, with people traveling around the world via land, sea and air it would probably take a couple of months to get everybody infected with a new unknown virus if air born. Look at ebola, stars and bird flu and those were slow moving because it was transmitted by touch but a new air born virus with no known cure, it would be devastating. Game over! A asteroid just a couple miles in diameter, Look at what wiped the dinosaurs out. If the shock wave that went around the world didn't get ya, the global winter that followed from the dust in the atmosphere blocking the sun out for a few years would. Game over! A eruption of a super volcano, If just one of the six super volcano's erupted, it would basically have the same effect as a asteroid. Game over! Climate change, Mankind and mother earth both are responsible i think. The earth is always changing but mankind just intensifies it I think by polluting the air, land and seas. Climate change brings floods, droughts, sever weather, ocean rise, heat waves, and cold spells but this is a topic of big debate so i won't go any farther on this but if let go unchecked eventually, Game over! Now, Mankind himself, we are the only species that leaves a carbon foot print, (20% of the population in the world make up 85% of the worlds pollution), We strive for a better and longer life by inventing things, building things, making things without worrying about the long term affects on the people around us and the planet. We put all kinds of drugs in our bodies from coffee to preservatives to medicines (look at all the crazy side affects on the commercials) from when we are born. We invent weapons of mass destruction. Scientists have found the "god partial" (the smallest piece of known matter to man) and are trying to duplicate it with a machine 26 miles in diameter (the biggest machine made by man), scary! We kill each other over our beliefs to the color of our skin to where we live. We are greedy and selfish (me, me, me) and the list goes on and on! Game over, possibly? So tearyeyedwoman, there are many ways we could be wiped off the face of this planet, I only touched on a few but our brain is a very incredible thing if we use it right and learn from our mistakes so there is hope! We need a lot of work to be worthy inhabitants of this planet but if we work together as a planet I think we will be around for a long long time and be able to avoid the things that can wipe us out as a civilization. It will not be easy but WE can do it together as a civilization! Did I just type all that? :blink:

Awesome! Hoping some day to travel all around North America in one of those or a fifth wheel! Congratulations!

Nope!

Spoken like a true romantic!

She's my favorite martian :wub:

Always nice to here the benefits of the quit! You the dog!

NOPE!

I still have nightmares!

Feeling sick just thinking it!