How can you not love Google?

Don't you know Google is my home girl?

Google is a girl?

Why would google not be a girl..?? (Girl power)

Would it be le Google or la Google, who can remember? 

Google knows everything so she must be a woman.... was it Shane who said that?

When was that...?

So Google is a know it all? 

But I thought Google was a woman cos Jo said Shane said she was and that means she would be of superior intelligence rather than a common garden variety know it all.. am I wrong..?

Could you please simplify that question? 

Why would someone buy brussel sprout crisps unless you want stinky farts?

Right, I took the packet into work and we all tried them, can you believe they were ok and actually quite nice? 

Are they nice enough that you would buy them in the future?

So @WeegieWoman are you going to answer Lucky Joe?

Oh I don't think i would buy them, can I just stick my my twiglets please? 

Haha.. I told you that weren't that bad...  didn't I ?

Are they better than salt n vinegar?

Eh, I take it you've not tried salt n vinegar squares? 

Isn't vinegar supposed to only be used for cleaning floors or windows?

Is your name Kim or aggy? 

Who's Kim or Aggy?

Is that Kath n Kim, Kim???

Are you talking about someone well known in a far away land?

This is Kim and Aggy, they clean a lot with vinegar. Oh beazel, good to see you, where have you been? 

Wasn't beazel stopping in a nice surprise?