True... Its bloody 20degC and 9.35pm and sticky and humid... Send me some snow.

 

Tnp is scared of spiders

False (at least not the itty bitty ones we get here - your monsters would probably be different though)

 

TNP has eaten a salad as a full meal in the last month?

True... Once or twice a week

 

Tnp would rather drink whiskey than beer

False (I like whisky but whisky doesn't like me)

 

TNP would rather be designated driver and sober than get drunk and public transport?

True but only cos the kidney's shot.... Plus the niterider bus is an extension of the party.

 

TNP has done a jug funnel skull?

False

 

TNP looks at their horoscope when they come across it (doesn't necessarily believe)?

True.... even if my horoscope says I'm a tampon!

 

TNP always has fish n chips on a fridee

 

 

PS> (Libra is a brand of tampons in Straya)

 

Are you saying my dad was a tampon?

 

False (saved for weekend takeaway for the most part)

 

TNP always has the same fish from the chippie?

True.... gotta be flake, but also have to have a crab stick and a scollop in batter and a couple of potato cakes.

 

TNP would rather have a curry than lemon chicken

 (an if ya dad was a tampon and he was a bloody legend but only if he was in the first 7 days of the sign... cos thats the best month of the year and all the legends are born then... everyone else is just here to make us look good and worship at our feet) 

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True - Got to love a ruby

 

TNP prefers bread to rice with their curry?

True if its naan or turkish bread

 

TNP prefers water to stout

Got to love Turkish and Greek food (my grandkids are half turkish)

 

True (but a time and a place for both)

 

TNP prefer bbq food to roasted food?

oooo..... man.... that's like impossible... depends on the time of the year and wots roasted and who's roasten it.... fark.... um....

 

BBQ food... cos if ya got the right kinda barbie ya can do a roast.

 

TNP loves bangas and mash

True true..your talking to a sausage holic !!!!

 

NP..carnt,t swim !!!!

False (love swimming)

 

TNP Will run for a train rather than waiting for the next one?

False... Have you seen the flipping ramps at my station... Although now I have more oxygen maybe...

 

Tnp would rather swim in the sea than a river

True

 

TNP prefers outdoor swimming pools to indoor swimming pools

true

 

TNP can't whistle

False

 

TNP is a newbie 

True (very much so)

 

TNP needs glasses for driving

false

 

TNP makes their bed every morning

false

 

TNP has played video games in the last year?

True

 

TNP wears contact lenses

Only when scuba diving

TNP reads the newspaper every day

false

 

TNP never buys a newspaper any more