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18 hours ago, reciprocity said:

In recognition of International Women's Day ..........

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My former boss was asked: "How many men do you have working over there?"

 

He replied: "About half of them."

I don't know who would buy them but I am sure they will not have many dance partners.  I think I would saw of the snakes and cover that area with duct tape.  Duct tape is a great gift to the world.  They could donate them for display at the snake farm.  Yes there is or was a snake farm on our drive to San Antonio.  It was tradition for us to stop every time on our way to San Antonio. You are required to stop and see everything on a road trip, biggest rubber band ball, cars stuck in the ground (cadillac ranch) ostrich farm (arizona) where they were cooking eggs on a big flat top. Bat bridge in Austin, Carlsbad Caverns (New Mexico), Aquarena Springs(College Station) Let's not forget at stopping at Stuckeys for a pecan roll.

 

What are some fun things you have done or seen on a road trip?

Well, at least they are perky and above his waist!

This inflation is affecting everyone...

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Bubba was getting married.  Earl was his best man.

 

Bubba confided in Earl: "I've never been with a woman before, I have no idea what I'm doing."

 

Earl said; "It's simple Bubba, just take the longest thing below your waist and put it where she uses the bathroom."

 

Bubba spent his honeymoon night with his leg stuck in the toilet.

On 3/27/2022 at 4:59 PM, jillar said:

Wtf is a shart attack anyway?!....🤣

 

One of the most pragmatic pieces of weightlifting advice I ever received was: "never trust a fart when you're deadlifting."

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