February 13, 20215 yr He wasn't lost that's why he was so easily found We use alarm clocks to wake up, what's the sun use?
February 14, 20215 yr Because you can throw it at the doctor if he gets close What does skip to the lew my darling mean?
February 16, 20215 yr With the help of a few monkeys What do they mean by "more fun than a barrel of monkeys"?
March 4, 20215 yr They mean that a barrel of monkeys isn't very fun Why is flipping someone off called giving them the bird?
March 4, 20215 yr Because it's better than saying giving them the goose Why is a TV referred to as the idiot box?
March 4, 20215 yr Because it doesn't have a mind of its own How do so many people know what shit tastes like?
March 4, 20215 yr As far as I know they are just guessing but I could be wrong Where did the phrase crap shoot come from?
March 7, 20215 yr Its derived from the speed of crap being expelled violently from the human body. If my mothers sisters brother in law's wife's cousin is related to you who is Bob?
June 6, 20215 yr 20 hours ago, jillar said: So they can get it back out Why is lunch meat round but bread square? We have a round loaf called Warburtons Milk Roll lol Why do we say deafening silence when there is no noise
July 19, 20215 yr They keep damaging the lenses by chewing them. If toast is so good, why is becoming toast bad?
July 19, 20215 yr Because someone will consume you. why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?
July 20, 20215 yr Because the world is round. How can you draw a blue line with red ink? Edited July 20, 20215 yr by d2e8b8
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