January 16, 20215 yr They wanted to be neighbors with the koala bears What do kangaroos carry in their pouch when they don't have a kid?
January 18, 20215 yr Because you will have a bad day Who decides which side is the wrong side? Edited January 18, 20215 yr by Mac#23
January 19, 20215 yr The person accusing you of waking up on it Why do I keep writing are when I mean our?
January 19, 20215 yr Maybe you keep forgetting to wear your reading glasses Why do the words fore, for and four all sound the same but are spelt differently?
January 22, 20215 yr No, they get stoned on skunk weed Do you get a hangover when you get punch drunk?
February 2, 20215 yr No you get knocked out Why don't oranges have a cool name like apricots or bananas do?
February 2, 20215 yr Because they were named after the color How come all fruit weren't named after what color they are?
February 2, 20215 yr Because eating a yellow doesn't sound very flavorful If smartphones are so smart why'd it take a human to invent it?
February 2, 20215 yr Me because I have neither 😂 Do smart devices have to take I.q. tests to qualify as such?
February 2, 20215 yr No but some people should need to take an IQ test before purchasing one. Should you trust your smart devices?
February 6, 20215 yr Because that's what happens when you force air past a turd Why do they call human turds a stool?
February 7, 20215 yr Yes, to seal an envelope instead of licking it Can someone help you with self help instructions?
February 11, 20215 yr They can but they hate too and will call you names behind your back What happens to pictures that aren't worth 1000 words?
February 11, 20215 yr You can buy them at a half off sale. Do you think that Waldo was bad at directions since he was lost?
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