April 20, 20188 yr I can answer only for me. Never! Why does Sherlock Holmes believe the game is a foot?
April 20, 20188 yr because he only plays soccer... it he played gridiron or rugby the game would definitely be a hand. Why are butterflies deaf??
April 21, 20188 yr They're not deaf, they just don't want to answer the home phone. Why is yawning contagious?
April 23, 20188 yr Because a single yawn is a sad yawn that's why you gotta pass it on ??? Why can't you see the air, yet you can see the land and sea..?
April 23, 20188 yr I can't see the land or the sea at the moment, is there something wrong with me? Sex and drugs and rock and roll. Have I missed anything out?
April 23, 20188 yr I think ya got em all... wait no.... bacon, chocolate and pineapples, yep now the list is complete. Why was the whiskey in a jar?
April 23, 20188 yr 2 of the 3 wee piggies cos the 3rd has wee man syndrome and is no afraid of anything as long as he's hiding behind his mammies skirts... Why is abundance not actually a bun dance
April 23, 20188 yr Because they look better in football pants than ballet tights. Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?
April 24, 20188 yr Don't worry about the semantics. It's perfectly acceptable to drive on a driveway and park on a parkway. What's it all suppose to mean?
April 24, 20188 yr Whatever you want it to . Can a stupid person be a smart ass ? Edited April 24, 20188 yr by despair not
April 24, 20188 yr because he had alopecia... the dude had no chest hair either. Why is the white rabbit always worried about being late but has time to stop so may places?
April 24, 20188 yr He had OCD but liked sightseeing. Why is the Third hand of a watch called the Second hand ?
April 24, 20188 yr For lack of a more unique word for it If gravity stopped for a minute would we all end up in different countries?
April 24, 20188 yr Have a look about 17 miles to the west. That's where you're going to land... with an almighty splat. How do you do?
April 24, 20188 yr I don't know how I do these days, it was so much easier to do in my thirties Who is it?
April 24, 20188 yr I'm it, always have been, maybe I'll let someone else have a go tomorrow. Would it surprise you?
April 24, 20188 yr A problem shared, I'm not taking the rap all by myself! Who's your usual partner in crime?
April 24, 20188 yr I didn't feel guilty then so definitely won't start now Why is there a death in every Disney movie?
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