Can we have an interactive map of the U.S. so we can track porky on his motor scooter trip? 

 

  Where's the bakon?

Fargo sleeping

Fargo sleeping

 

How's the scenery?

445. Up and moving. Dark

950 to go

I say a GPS system around his neck!

Seattle. Drinking

Seattle. Drinking

Glad all is going according to plan!

Seattle. Drinking

 

Waving!

 Darn.  Was hoping for a few naughty Sturgis pics.

Seattle. Drinking

 

Wait a minute. You're already in Seattle? Are you putting your scooter on an airplane are something? 

So where you at now Porky?  :)

Where you now, Porky? I'm relaxing? You?

California

California

I'm the one with flowers in my hair....

Pair of bums still hooning around on holidays, who's looking after law and order ey ;) 

 

Hope it's fabulous and you make it out the bar soon. x

Have a large one for me Porky.

Kiss my guapo (Spanish for handsome) San Diego for me.  Tell him I miss him, and I'll be there soon! 

I Miss bakon!!!

Me too!

 

I'm thinking he's somewhere close to Ava by now...Reno is behind him so he should be heading west.

He rode through Colorado over the weekend. 

 

The Dog Breath stood me up in Denver.  Expected me to be all polished toes & strappy sandals at 8 am on a Saturday morning.  I'm just waking up at that time on a Saturday!

He rode through Colorado over the weekend. 

 

The Dog Breath stood me up in Denver.  Expected me to be all polished toes & strappy sandals at 8 am on a Saturday morning.  I'm just waking up at that time on a Saturday!

 

Lame-O!!  There'd better be a good excuse when he gets back.

Spotted outside burger king singing for beer money ;)

Spotted outside burger king singing for beer money ;)

 

 Apparently, someone gave him a beer.

made it. 7000 miles total and only pulled over once. And cop said "you can go, I was after the other two.." They were my friends who had pulled away at about 100 when I was only doing 85... They got warnings as it was a 80 mph zone.

 

Butt is sore...not from being with Sonic either...

 

Burger King one time entire trip...their fries still suck

 

Oregon is like West Virginia...

 

People from Colorado don't get up early....

 

Seattle was cool but expensive $78 to park a motorcycle two nights

 

Wild fires changed some plans and smoke was bad...

 

Smoking....Reno...Smoking capital of the world....dumb old gamblers all smoking...

 

RV's move too slow and should be limited to right lane only....along with all trailers

 

New underwear "my pakage" is awesome

 

Bike ran good entire time....so did mrs!!!!

 

Petra is .........

keep rolling along bakon pics would be nice lol