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Here's a chance to ask the honest eggs a question about women. They will of course be honest and informative, helping all mankind to live together in greater peace and harmony.

 

Do women fart in front of each other?

 

We men know you attempt to tell us you never have bean toots but we all smell the sneaky ones and hear the other bugle calls you let slip when the pressure gets too much or you sneeze. So when no men are around do you continue the charade and pretend to still blow ass, even though you know as a group it's a lie, or is there a secret girl code to never puff ass air in front of anyone?

Do women use coupons or just clip them to build up little piles of potential savings?

Know how more than they let on about "man things" like fixing things or chores the man gets stuck doing? Like how to start lawnmower. We do it and they are smarter, so why can't they start it because it has a choke? Bake a lasagna with all the boiling and preheating but the choke on snow blower has a spell over them?

Mixing paint is rocket science or is it putting the tape around the trim when piantimg?

Did Bakon do a little glue sniffing this morning?

Miss super glued exhaust system

 

You answer Flatulence question

Don't need my help...You seem like you got it all figured out all on your own :)

fart?   never  :)

 

I fix everything and anything in the house..and if I can't figure it out..I youtube it.  I fixed my washing machine and my dishwasher by looking up on youtube and ordering the part on amazon..and then installing it myself.  :)

 

I gave up on the coupons unless it's a lot of money....only because many coupons aren't even a good deal or worth it.  I could save more money than i do though...if I had more time.  But time is money too

Haha, you need honest answers, I am brutally honest :)

 

Never fart...anything else is all lies :)

 

The coupons is an overload...we genuinely do think at the point we waste our life snipping that we will use them

 

Fix things...yeah, I can work all of it...shhhh... maybe not the drill actually, but I know if I really NEEDED to know I could learn and probably do it great. But then what are the oafs hanging around the gaff gonna do. We totally prove points with this too...I had a broken drawer under the bed, lasted 14 months, 14 friggin months...I know how to fix it but I kept just having a dig instead and it cheered me up :)

Please explain the queef

 

 

Some things are better left alone.

Your straight jacket needs tightening Breakfast Food.

Fart..all the time I can clear a room in 10 seconds, I don't do coupons, takes to long to look for, and cut out and never find the stuff on them, life is too short for coupons, I can turn my hand to any DIY plastering, painting, wallpapering you name I'll do it I am what is known as an Independant woman, when I want to be... :angel: xx

Farts - sister and roomies from college days yes, not others

Coupons - waste of time, rarely have stuff I want anyway

Nurturing father, lazy ex husband and Youtube helped in developing a relatively handy woman.  Rodents freak me out, hire out for electrical work, saving for a stainless LadySmith, not a good cook...ex made the best salmon, ever.

 ladies dont fart they are puffs of loveliness and if they are anything other than lovely...the dog did it! family and close friends are invited to the loveliness party only in the fact that when and if a little puff sneaks out, you willingly admit it, it is not and never is a full on get together and fart until you part ceremony :)

 

coupons - annoying, don`t do them - straight into the recycle bin to be turned into MacDonalds wrappers

 

DIY - anything with petrol or engine I can do, I often snow blow the drive and in the summer will mow the lawn(cut the grass to you)

 

anything electrical, plumbing or requires painting I pull out the girlie card as quite frankly I would rather stick pins in my eyes than do any of these things and because I hate doing them I make a complete hash of it, so best left to man folk in my book :) 

 

I think its called selective talent :)

This is what you want to know about women?

Do women have a secret headnod to acknowledge putting a man in his place in front of each other?

 

Do they really like the color pink?

 

Do women play with ...when the men are not home?

It's a real thing but not all women engage in it or like it.  

 

Some do.  

 

Home or not, I would hope so.

well of course

 

 

I am not fond of pink but like run said some do

 

 

welll duh!! whether they are home or not those who say they dont are lying or missing out lol